@Spooky Melon Elves could also dominate you in bed

Ebic

Pool let kindergarteners decorate the wall outside

roaming death squad located

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck by definition

elves

are

skinny bitches

They love sex, they're cute, and they're amazingly affectionate

so i doubt it

@JackH670 contrary to belief, Napoleon wasn't short. It was a combination of British propoganda and the fact that his guards were fucking TALL

@Jack of Trades those are elves in a nutshell, yes

@Spooky Melon that's fucking retarded xD

@Uksio fat woman laughs as child fucking dies

@Jack of Trades Dogs?

@Jack of Trades most of em arent that cute to be fair

Napoleon was 5'7

Jack is a degenerate

He was a shortass

Lmao

*Of Trades

Hawt

they're like 5/10 on the hot scale

because the face

@Spooky Melon actual traps are. Not the ones that just call themselves trap

is usually ass

5'7" was pretty standard for the time

Yeah

ye, Napoleon wasn;t short

Damn I was actually right

Traps need to be purged

@Jack of Trades so you mean the traps that only count as traps because they look good?

And they are 100% gay

Idk how I summoned the right height lmao

Face makes it 20/10 for me

it's literally an English piece of propaganda that survived

that's like saying hot chicks are hot

no shit

.play judge milo traps are gay

I like tomboys and girly bois

@Spooky Melon I mean, if they don't look like a woman they aren't a trap