Message from @The Electric Lizard

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2019-08-30 15:25:39 UTC  

They are embodied embarrrasment

2019-08-30 15:25:43 UTC  

So, they won't care.

2019-08-30 15:26:09 UTC  

Who would win, those faggots, or the football lads alliance?

2019-08-30 15:26:22 UTC  

What alliance?

2019-08-30 15:26:23 UTC  

Football lads

2019-08-30 15:26:43 UTC  

The short lived alliance

2019-08-30 15:26:43 UTC  

Have we accidentally invented a new sport? Fringe poltiical lunatics bloodsports?

2019-08-30 15:26:59 UTC  

Yes, please

2019-08-30 15:27:06 UTC  

It's the new gladiator battles

2019-08-30 15:27:08 UTC  

Just with more soy

2019-08-30 15:28:01 UTC  

Throw a pumpkin frappacino in the middle of the ring and watch them whine each other down

2019-08-30 15:28:06 UTC  

in judge dread war was a TV sport on the moon

2019-08-30 15:28:15 UTC  

just throwing that out there

2019-08-30 15:28:31 UTC  

Can just imagine it now - we have Rylan Tarquin Hunter-Heyes (they-them) from Windsor, vs Buster Gonad from Luton. Rylan is a hairdresser. Buster is a security guard

2019-08-30 15:29:18 UTC  

And they are down! The male oppression of the guard was too much for hir!

2019-08-30 15:32:33 UTC  

I just misgender him and he combusts into flames

2019-08-30 15:32:40 UTC  

Can there be any less intimidating men?

2019-08-30 15:42:59 UTC  

"when you shut down our parliament - we shut down the streets"
I guess nobody's allowed to go outside on weekends then.

2019-08-30 15:48:10 UTC  

LONG WEEKENDS ARE ILLEAGLE LIZARD

2019-08-30 15:48:23 UTC  

YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT RAGE, M8!?

2019-08-30 15:48:42 UTC  

yes, it's called not living in the UK

2019-08-30 15:48:50 UTC  

or china

2019-08-30 15:51:28 UTC  

Oh yeah, there are places outside the UK

2019-08-30 16:04:59 UTC  

What she means to say; you're not going to get English people serving coffee in Pret for 50p and hour, and if the coffee shop has to pay a decent wage then I may have to pay more for my coffee, and that's terrible.

2019-08-30 16:18:11 UTC  

They seem to want to create a serf class of immigrants to work in all of these low level jobs

2019-08-30 16:19:43 UTC  

Oi, wifout immygrints who'd pou our brown, innit

2019-08-30 16:32:43 UTC  

God heavens we pour it ourselves!

2019-08-30 17:15:42 UTC  

Labour should be disbanded for treason

2019-08-30 17:16:08 UTC  

the queen right now.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613769782461857813/617044900449615875/treason.gif

2019-08-30 17:55:55 UTC  

Sounds like the UK has a group of treasonous terrorists threatening the queen. Send in the SAS?

2019-08-30 17:56:15 UTC  

I mean we brits arent opposed to shooting protestors

2019-08-30 17:56:29 UTC  

These ones just are giving us a reason to

2019-08-30 17:58:11 UTC  

i am more then happy to take part in throwing these terrorists out a helicopter

2019-08-30 18:35:21 UTC  

@The Electric Lizard I don't know who cummings is, or what "spad pay" is, could you, or someone else, explain for me?

2019-08-30 18:41:33 UTC  

Oy Vey Shut it down... jk

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