A shaman that was selling "bullet repelling vodoo charms"

(Notice capitalization, that's the start. Stuff the pseudoscience phrases in there.)

And whenever someone would question his charms, he'd offer a test run... i.e. just shoot the client under that "test"

Plz force feed me hormones

Finally someone decided to test the charms on the shaman himself, and he was not so bullet repellant after all

Ahh, there we go.

So, basically, he'd pull the shot claiming the charm had the intended impact.

No. He would just shoot whoever doubted validity of his charms, shoot them dead for doubting.

that reminds me of that guy who tried inventing the parachute suit and jumped off the Eiffel Tower when everyone told him not to cuz he'd die. He died.

Oh, Africa. Forgot, brutal.

But one day someone had a faster draw on him

I was thinking snake oil salesman. XD

Or the anti-rhino charm.

Did you know the nazi salute is actually pointing toward the direction of God?

The premise is false, Jafukr.

What direction is God?

I remember getting called a fascist by a hippie at a market because I called their essential oils " bullshit snake oil scam" while hanging with my dad

Zoomer boomer mode

<:Commie_Corbyn:462286635166334986> that way @Laucivol

Wrong.

No.

Maybe.

Out above the horizon. If you keep your head straight, look up and out between your eyebrows, thats where god is, and that's also where the nazi salute points.

God is where the home is.

Considering one of the accepted attributes is Omnipresent...

@Kaiser Pepsi Man Fucking goose stepping nazi fascist kys now BASHTHEFASH

Or is that where the sex dungeon is.

@NinjaQuick yeah, up & Out in spacw

I always get the two mixed up

Omnipresent, is space not always there?

No

There's an end to space.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/ca/dc/adcadcee31ca83e7da1ee8b30d269e3d.jpg

this guy probably bought the idea of bullet repelling charms

We're living in a bubble that's still popping.

just cuz you're inside and cant see it, is the moon not there?

@NinjaQuick not proven

*just watches mildly bemused*

as far as we can tell it goes on forever, there is just a limit to what we can possibly observe

Energy and matter are finite.

He can dodge bullets.. @Uksio