cause i coulld see musk getting high and trolling the FUCK out of TFoot

Yes, but also has a bunch that work, too.. soo..

But then again Elon can afford to throw money on something useless

In the end that money can accidentally produce something unrelated

musk is a shit engineer; BUT he is good at getting funding and enthusasim

big-brain can't stand that

Well, Musk is a programmer, not an engineer

very true

Very different thinking vector

And advancement is rolling the dice enough times.

but musk could sell you a piece of the Brooklyn Bridge

TFoot couldn't selll your girl cookies that made semen taste like chocolate

Got to HAND, finally.

Damnit. You're absolutely right MA.

I *could* sell HAND.

But.. I'm too damn honest.

Well. There actually was a guy that sold HAND in Africa

A shaman that was selling "bullet repelling vodoo charms"

(Notice capitalization, that's the start. Stuff the pseudoscience phrases in there.)

And whenever someone would question his charms, he'd offer a test run... i.e. just shoot the client under that "test"

Plz force feed me hormones

Finally someone decided to test the charms on the shaman himself, and he was not so bullet repellant after all

Ahh, there we go.

So, basically, he'd pull the shot claiming the charm had the intended impact.

No. He would just shoot whoever doubted validity of his charms, shoot them dead for doubting.

that reminds me of that guy who tried inventing the parachute suit and jumped off the Eiffel Tower when everyone told him not to cuz he'd die. He died.

Oh, Africa. Forgot, brutal.

But one day someone had a faster draw on him

I was thinking snake oil salesman. XD

Or the anti-rhino charm.

Did you know the nazi salute is actually pointing toward the direction of God?

The premise is false, Jafukr.

What direction is God?

I remember getting called a fascist by a hippie at a market because I called their essential oils " bullshit snake oil scam" while hanging with my dad

Zoomer boomer mode

<:Commie_Corbyn:462286635166334986> that way @Laucivol

Wrong.

No.

Maybe.

Out above the horizon. If you keep your head straight, look up and out between your eyebrows, thats where god is, and that's also where the nazi salute points.

God is where the home is.