Message from @ur mom college

Discord ID: 614860302248443944


2019-08-24 16:31:51 UTC  

Don't laugh... that's one of the last uses women have for real men.

2019-08-24 16:31:56 UTC  

A kid can get a racing driving license from the age 6
Exactly the age Michael Schumacher got his loicense

2019-08-24 16:31:59 UTC  

In Europe it’s super hard to be able to ride a motorcycle

2019-08-24 16:31:59 UTC  

That thing will put you out of relevance.

2019-08-24 16:32:28 UTC  

In Europe it is super easy to ride a moped or bike under 125cc

2019-08-24 16:32:35 UTC  

Easiest loicense

2019-08-24 16:32:38 UTC  

>Soylent
>Not able to open that fucking bottle with ease
I guess he has to use that every time he goes to Trader Joe's

2019-08-24 16:32:40 UTC  

fuck is that hand

2019-08-24 16:33:26 UTC  

Taking a 2nd and 3rd look at that, I've got one massive question

2019-08-24 16:33:32 UTC  

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAND

2019-08-24 16:33:35 UTC  

I have a hydro flask

2019-08-24 16:33:44 UTC  

Does that DUDE have Cerebral Palsy?

2019-08-24 16:34:07 UTC  

>when you're so low-t that you can't even open something a woman can

2019-08-24 16:34:07 UTC  

that hand is seriously fucked

2019-08-24 16:34:10 UTC  

What you are seeing is his wrist bones protruding up through his skin.

2019-08-24 16:34:18 UTC  

Cause he has no muscle

2019-08-24 16:34:24 UTC  

He needs to do some pull-ups

2019-08-24 16:34:25 UTC  

I tried replicating that hand and my hand looks just normal in any position

2019-08-24 16:35:12 UTC  

You're not holding your wrist limp enough

2019-08-24 16:35:15 UTC  

He’s using his pinky to sit the bottle on

2019-08-24 16:35:19 UTC  

Weird

2019-08-24 16:35:24 UTC  

Weird way to do it

2019-08-24 16:35:32 UTC  

I can do that

2019-08-24 16:35:33 UTC  

That's cause he's too weak to hold it from the sides.

2019-08-24 16:35:41 UTC  

But it is not a comfy way to do it

2019-08-24 16:35:53 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614860437032271884/iu.png

2019-08-24 16:36:00 UTC  

This is an oldie but goodie

2019-08-24 16:36:04 UTC  

It is tbh

2019-08-24 16:36:20 UTC  

oof that gets me right in the cringebox

2019-08-24 16:36:23 UTC  

I suppose his wife's boyfriend is probably "ethnic" or "east asian"

2019-08-24 16:36:24 UTC  

TBH

2019-08-24 16:36:34 UTC  

*Black*

2019-08-24 16:36:36 UTC  

>Stole it

2019-08-24 16:36:40 UTC  

I seriously think we need to create a predator to thin the herd.

2019-08-24 16:36:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614860657048682507/switch_gf_bf_cuck.png

2019-08-24 16:36:48 UTC  

We are getting too weak.

2019-08-24 16:36:48 UTC  

Complementary meme

2019-08-24 16:36:49 UTC  

Sup faggots

2019-08-24 16:37:40 UTC  

Not much... had a late night.

2019-08-24 16:39:26 UTC  

Shoe shopping

2019-08-24 16:39:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/614861347787898902/milkshake_tard_soyboy.jpg