You're gonna have to start celling people, Jack.

And they don't need to be like your typical hands either

They can be tools for the job

apparently

the dude's hands inflamed to fuck and had to be removed

so it wasn't self inflicted, nice

It was

He did it on purpose.

Inflame your peener

Else the doctors wouldn't have removed them.

Imagine pulling a molten metal container with your metal limbs while having feeling sensation at that high temperature, but it is not pain

oh dear

You should do it Jack

I ain't doing shit

You talking about the guy whose hands looked like plums?

I swear this must be body dysmorphia

I swear I just feel ill at the thought of amputations

You don't want your hands removed?

Isn't that a charcuterie in Charles the chocolate faggotry?

And replace with pawsies?

I bet they're cute and furry!

I'd spiral into very deep depression over the amputation of anything

Why wouldn't you want that Jack?

You'd only be without your hands for a little while

Then you'll have paws!

Cutie pawsies!

Yep, it's that guy.

I'd genuinely rather be dead than be handless

I don't fear amputation. It would suck to lose a limb, but I am not exactly satisfied with my limbs

According to the twitter thread, he tried to ease his arthritis by putting his hands into ice.

If it can be done better than my fleshy grabby mitts, I'd swap them for a better thing

That's his story yes

yeah but there's nothing better lmao

Else the doctors would not have removed his hands

I'd also not get cybernetics for the same reason

I'm glad they did

So that we can laugh at him

I've got a better idea. Lynching.

my brain would go into overdrive mentally