I'll deflower her in due time.
That isn't my goal
Wack your dick in her velvety undergrowth
Being depressed has the advantage of having no self worth to consider cheating on me with
sounds pretty dysfunctional
Keep her depressed, never be cheated on <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
I'm greatly exaggerating the circumstance
She has self worth but principles that would not lead her to cheat outside of extreme circumstances (like women being women, not gonn sugarcoat the reality of natural impulses)
imagine exaggerating on the internet
Who would ever do that
anyway I need to eat something or risk a hangover
adios
stay hydrated ya weirdo
My wrists are 7.15 in and my ankles are 9.23 in, which apparently puts me into the top tier of potential muscle gains possible (if I would exercise)
Thank you based genetics from my forefathers, I'll make sure to squander that potential
how the fuck do you have 7 inch wide wrists
circumference
oh ok
Lmao this duuuude
lmao that duuude
Lmao some other duuuude
Lmao thesw dudes
orfl that guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSWYvqReTH8
Fascist detected
papapappopopo
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/09/06/beto-orourke-f-bomb-228038
Imagine writing a fluff piece about fucking Beto
https://youtu.be/X4MioU1ytpU
All I can think of when I hear Beto now
Niggurrs ;3
The people who write these articles live in a different world, I swear
that world is probably in their mum's basement
Nah it sounds disgustingly middle class
they have a loft in portland with 3 cats then
My train has been on “arriving in 2 mins” for about 5 mins
Am I trapped in time?
Am I real?
No
-lots of love, yog sothoth
