Message from @BrandonChimaria (。◕‿◕。✿)

Discord ID: 634457146544619520


2019-10-17 13:42:20 UTC  

lolwat

2019-10-17 13:43:49 UTC  

Apparently, according to the National Academy of Science, they can identify wealth inequality by measuring the contents of their shit.

2019-10-17 13:46:30 UTC  

You'd think they'd just ask people what they ate today.

2019-10-17 13:51:43 UTC  

@Torvarren A similar technique was used by Stalin on world leaders

2019-10-17 13:52:52 UTC  

They still safeguard the US presidential shit because of this.

2019-10-17 14:18:20 UTC  

Did they find any heroin baggies in his poop?

2019-10-17 16:26:26 UTC  

Is this the new tea leaf readings?

2019-10-17 16:30:08 UTC  

are you a shit science denier?

2019-10-17 16:31:33 UTC  

I'm what you call a shit sceptic

2019-10-17 16:35:52 UTC  

you need to be an open minded and open sphincter skeptic for shit science

2019-10-17 16:38:43 UTC  

Only those that keep their brown eye open can see the genius of shit science.,

2019-10-17 17:58:34 UTC  

@Wizard_of_The_West Fecal Fortune-Telling?

2019-10-17 17:58:43 UTC  

(which is an actual thing, by the way)

2019-10-17 17:59:15 UTC  

I'm kind of excited as I've never known this field of fecal studies existed

2019-10-17 17:59:32 UTC  

It's just palm-reading but with shit NGL

2019-10-17 18:22:16 UTC  

Extinction Rebellion CANCELS plan for Gatwick demo after furious East London commuters drag them off roof of Tube train and rough them up
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7582765/Extinction-Rebellion-protesters-cause-misery-morning-commuters-converge-Canning-Town.html

2019-10-17 18:22:43 UTC  

MUST WATCH: Female High School Track Athlete SPEAKS OUT Against Transgender Athletes
> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/10/must-watch-female-high-school-track-athlete-speaks-out-against-transgender-athletes/

2019-10-17 18:24:20 UTC  

[Fact Checker] Analysis
President Trump has made 13,435 false or misleading claims over 993 days
> https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/10/14/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/

2019-10-17 18:26:11 UTC  

Shocking I know, now perhaps Baltimore can finally get that district aid, they were deprived of for 30 years...

~~~
[HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES]
Elijah Cummings dead at 68
> https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rep-elijah-e-cummings-dead-at-68

2019-10-17 18:26:32 UTC  

Cummings, powerful congressman leading Trump probe, has died
> https://apnews.com/472ab99bda374c3ba906366d2f0a6d00

2019-10-17 18:26:58 UTC  

Why his head an egg

2019-10-17 18:33:11 UTC  

Because he's a brainlet

2019-10-17 18:42:12 UTC  

KENTUCKY GUN RANGE CONFIRMS IT’S THE LOCATION OF THE PHONY ABC SYRIAN PROPAGANDA FOOTAGE
‘We can tell this was taken here,’ says Knob Creek Gun Range manager
> https://www.infowars.com/kentucky-gun-range-confirms-its-the-location-of-the-phony-abc-syrian-propaganda-footage/

2019-10-17 18:43:31 UTC  

Feeling sad for swamp beast #ElijaCummings? What if I told you Maryland has second-most defendants charged in federal human trafficking cases? What if told Rep Cummings was abusing his power and getting paid to enable it?
~ https://twitter.com/StormIsUponUs/status/1184850518050344960
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2018 Federal Human Trafficking Report
> <https://www.traffickingmatters.com/2018-federal-human-trafficking-report/>

2019-10-17 19:16:37 UTC  

Tim did a amazing job at keeping a straight face in the intro there

2019-10-17 19:16:43 UTC  

Nice, top marks!

2019-10-17 19:17:20 UTC  

Agreed

2019-10-17 19:32:15 UTC  

What felony lmao

2019-10-17 20:08:32 UTC  

People are in so fear of everything, even your finger hands are now deadly...

2019-10-17 20:23:18 UTC  

`/amphtml/`

2019-10-17 20:23:27 UTC  

Take that out for normal layout.

2019-10-17 20:29:04 UTC  

Twitch is SO Hard for women That exploit themselves NBC told me so
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxRmElyUhzs

2019-10-17 20:55:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967610706526210/634494699511611402/xlarge.png

2019-10-17 20:57:38 UTC  

It's called homeowners insurance, and I believe something similar for renters insurance

2019-10-17 20:57:51 UTC  

Is this dude fucking retarded?