Message from @shadow of existence
Discord ID: 634427940175872014
Great news, feminists just found out about monogamy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF9qq6vQ3Pg
They had to do a TED talk and tell everyone of the miraculous discovery.
"Guys guys guys!! Have you ever tried being committed to one person instead of being a selfish tramp? It's awesome!"
Ah yeah
Wake me up when they say monogamy is the best option
And that cheaters should be shamed by society
Just like thiefs and crooks
And polygamous people, too
hEy MaN, yOu WaNnA wIfE sWaP?
'reinventing the wheel in 2019: 101 guide '
lolwat
Apparently, according to the National Academy of Science, they can identify wealth inequality by measuring the contents of their shit.
You'd think they'd just ask people what they ate today.
@Torvarren A similar technique was used by Stalin on world leaders
They still safeguard the US presidential shit because of this.
Did they find any heroin baggies in his poop?
Is this the new tea leaf readings?
I'm what you call a shit sceptic
you need to be an open minded and open sphincter skeptic for shit science
Only those that keep their brown eye open can see the genius of shit science.,
@Wizard_of_The_West Fecal Fortune-Telling?
(which is an actual thing, by the way)
I'm kind of excited as I've never known this field of fecal studies existed
It's just palm-reading but with shit NGL
Extinction Rebellion CANCELS plan for Gatwick demo after furious East London commuters drag them off roof of Tube train and rough them up
> https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7582765/Extinction-Rebellion-protesters-cause-misery-morning-commuters-converge-Canning-Town.html
MUST WATCH: Female High School Track Athlete SPEAKS OUT Against Transgender Athletes
> https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/10/must-watch-female-high-school-track-athlete-speaks-out-against-transgender-athletes/
[Fact Checker] Analysis
President Trump has made 13,435 false or misleading claims over 993 days
> https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/10/14/president-trump-has-made-false-or-misleading-claims-over-days/
Shocking I know, now perhaps Baltimore can finally get that district aid, they were deprived of for 30 years...
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[HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES]
Elijah Cummings dead at 68
> https://www.foxnews.com/politics/rep-elijah-e-cummings-dead-at-68
Cummings, powerful congressman leading Trump probe, has died
> https://apnews.com/472ab99bda374c3ba906366d2f0a6d00
Why his head an egg
Because he's a brainlet
KENTUCKY GUN RANGE CONFIRMS IT’S THE LOCATION OF THE PHONY ABC SYRIAN PROPAGANDA FOOTAGE
‘We can tell this was taken here,’ says Knob Creek Gun Range manager
> https://www.infowars.com/kentucky-gun-range-confirms-its-the-location-of-the-phony-abc-syrian-propaganda-footage/
Feeling sad for swamp beast #ElijaCummings? What if I told you Maryland has second-most defendants charged in federal human trafficking cases? What if told Rep Cummings was abusing his power and getting paid to enable it?
~ https://twitter.com/StormIsUponUs/status/1184850518050344960
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2018 Federal Human Trafficking Report
> <https://www.traffickingmatters.com/2018-federal-human-trafficking-report/>
Tim did a amazing job at keeping a straight face in the intro there
Nice, top marks!