Because I store them in a cellar to age until ripeness...

hmm in the MEP elections brexit won by a mile in my town

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@NinjaQuick Technically speaking, that's 11-14

legally speaking, that's 16-18

technically speaking, that's until puberty is over

so like 17-18

10,860 to BP .... 5913 libdem and 2858 tory

hell

20 for some ppl

hell, I'm 21 and there's still fucking acne on me

tfw corbyn PM next election

Ah yes, Coolitic still unable to learn words. Words which Chimpanzees could learn.

Women are like wine, they are best with complex character, full bodied and bottled up.

"bottled up"

goodnight britain

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I’d say champagne. Shaken up and with the top smashed off.

@2K wanks to Corbyn

https://tenor.com/view/daffy-duck-masturbate-jerk-jerking-gif-4757571

^^^ ban

Corbyn for pm

Make Britain communist

Again

>Whines for two years about how undemocratic the vote is
>Stalls everything the Brexiteers want to do
>Finally gets around Brexit
>Gets Corbyn as pm
>Leave anyway

>imagine that happening
>PEP will be right miffed

It'd be fucking hilarious

he hates Corbyn *and* Brexit

lexit is the best possible scenario

for the uk

That's like Bernie getting elected, only for him to put up a wall on the Mexican-American border

TBH

@PureEvilPie what would you do if you both had a Brexit and had your country led by commies?

he'd literally explode

bernie will win ez

i ll vote for him

Same he'd do in any situation: put out

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