Plato, Socrates, and Aristotle discuss web semen and vaginal fluid.

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There is literally no reason why he would have web jizz

It's retarded

Same thing with superman

there is a reason though, because it's RAD AS FUCK

He doesn't blow up the toilet every time he pisses

Even if he can he doesnt

We don't know that

Cuz he wants to blend in

but funny

BUT THAT'S ALSO RAD AS FUCK

what if superman shits plutonium

maybe because he takes a piss in the fortress of solitude

in a kryptonian toilet

He eats led and shits gold

https://twitter.com/tiemoose/status/1168269121848532992

Jeeze you guys are crazy

I'm just a nerd, Luci

a big comic nerd

That's obsessed with comics having sex

:P

not really

that's three examples

Every example reeeeeeee

I don't even know who Dave Chapelle is

Look at how racist roten tomatoes is towards blacks

Why is he hated bow

Now

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Every main Humanoid Race in Marvel is literally human

the Shi'ar, the Kree, the Skrull

they're all human

BECAUSE THEY HAVE HUMAN HYBRIDS

Humanoid

yes

the Shi'ar are humanoid

with some bird features

And it isn't uncommon for sci find universes to have aliens breeding with humans

In Mass effect humans fuck everything