Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck
Discord ID: 618980438928523265
wtf i wanna sweat webs
He doesn't sneeze spider webs
spider web coming out of every pore
```That doesn't mean it gets secreted by every orifice in his body```
but it *should* because that sounds rad as fuck
That's a retarded question
Plato, Socrates, and Aristotle discuss web semen and vaginal fluid.
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There is literally no reason why he would have web jizz
It's retarded
Same thing with superman
there is a reason though, because it's RAD AS FUCK
He doesn't blow up the toilet every time he pisses
Even if he can he doesnt
We don't know that
Cuz he wants to blend in
but funny
BUT THAT'S ALSO RAD AS FUCK
what if superman shits plutonium
maybe because he takes a piss in the fortress of solitude
He eats led and shits gold
Jeeze you guys are crazy
I'm just a nerd, Luci
a big comic nerd
That's obsessed with comics having sex
:P
not really
that's three examples
Every example reeeeeeee
I don't even know who Dave Chapelle is
Look at how racist roten tomatoes is towards blacks
Why is he hated bow
Now
@Lucienne d'Anwyl Every main Humanoid Race in Marvel is literally human
the Shi'ar, the Kree, the Skrull
they're all human
BECAUSE THEY HAVE HUMAN HYBRIDS