Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 618980944568778752


2019-09-05 01:27:31 UTC  

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2019-09-05 01:27:50 UTC  

Jeeze you guys are crazy

2019-09-05 01:28:00 UTC  

I'm just a nerd, Luci

2019-09-05 01:28:03 UTC  

a big comic nerd

2019-09-05 01:28:14 UTC  

That's obsessed with comics having sex

2019-09-05 01:28:17 UTC  

:P

2019-09-05 01:28:18 UTC  

not really

2019-09-05 01:28:23 UTC  

that's three examples

2019-09-05 01:28:29 UTC  

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2019-09-05 01:28:36 UTC  

Every example reeeeeeee

2019-09-05 01:28:52 UTC  

I don't even know who Dave Chapelle is

2019-09-05 01:28:56 UTC  

Look at how racist roten tomatoes is towards blacks

2019-09-05 01:28:56 UTC  

Why is he hated bow

2019-09-05 01:28:58 UTC  

Now

2019-09-05 01:29:00 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl Every main Humanoid Race in Marvel is literally human

2019-09-05 01:29:05 UTC  

the Shi'ar, the Kree, the Skrull

2019-09-05 01:29:07 UTC  

they're all human

2019-09-05 01:29:12 UTC  

BECAUSE THEY HAVE HUMAN HYBRIDS

2019-09-05 01:29:14 UTC  

Humanoid

2019-09-05 01:29:17 UTC  

yes

2019-09-05 01:29:23 UTC  

the Shi'ar are humanoid

2019-09-05 01:29:27 UTC  

with some bird features

2019-09-05 01:29:33 UTC  

And it isn't uncommon for sci find universes to have aliens breeding with humans

2019-09-05 01:29:40 UTC  

In Mass effect humans fuck everything

2019-09-05 01:29:41 UTC  

isn't literal space humans in guardians

2019-09-05 01:29:42 UTC  

Yes, I'm aware

2019-09-05 01:29:46 UTC  

Saiyans are humans, too

2019-09-05 01:29:54 UTC  

@Flavius Stilicho technically yes, but also no

2019-09-05 01:30:02 UTC  

Peter's dad is.....Ego?

2019-09-05 01:30:04 UTC  

Space Egyptians

2019-09-05 01:30:08 UTC  

Yeah?

2019-09-05 01:30:15 UTC  

Anyways marvel has terrible creativity when it comes to aliens

2019-09-05 01:30:26 UTC  

They literally just take a person and dye them a different color

2019-09-05 01:30:39 UTC  

like Star Trek

2019-09-05 01:30:49 UTC  

Thanos testicle chin was probably the most out their creature design they had

2019-09-05 01:30:56 UTC  

@Lucienne d'Anwyl the Skrulls are literally lizards, the Shi'ar are literally birds

2019-09-05 01:31:04 UTC  

the Skrulls predate Thanos by decades

2019-09-05 01:31:12 UTC  

TESTICKE CHIN

2019-09-05 01:31:16 UTC  

(not in-canon iirc he's like thousands of years old)