Message from @Eccles

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2019-09-08 19:16:01 UTC  

sweden is at 6'0" because of imports

2019-09-08 19:16:09 UTC  

it'll keep growing a little bigger

2019-09-08 19:16:15 UTC  

provided the females don't drag the genes down

2019-09-08 19:16:20 UTC  

Bumped the average up

2019-09-08 19:16:32 UTC  

"bumped" is too nicely said

2019-09-08 19:16:36 UTC  

how tf africa got bigger dicks?

2019-09-08 19:16:51 UTC  

more like rammed with a super heavy tank at 500 mph

2019-09-08 19:17:33 UTC  

genetics, pope

2019-09-08 19:17:33 UTC  

what's the evolutionary explanation for it

2019-09-08 19:17:50 UTC  

was it always the biggest dick dongo that raped all the women in the congo?

2019-09-08 19:17:57 UTC  

They suck dick, therfore, africa is g a e

2019-09-08 19:17:59 UTC  

If I to have a "knee slapper" it needs to be 15" (additional 8" required)

2019-09-08 19:18:15 UTC  

Dicks got smaller as we evolved

2019-09-08 19:18:25 UTC  

devolved, evolved

2019-09-08 19:18:28 UTC  

what's the difference

2019-09-08 19:19:01 UTC  

Direction

2019-09-08 19:19:20 UTC  

@JackH670 Im afraid to say that Conservatives are going to no longer be the party of business at the current rate under Boris "Fuck business" johnson

2019-09-08 19:19:22 UTC  

Interestingly we actually have bigger dicks compared to other primates (chimps, gorillas, ect)

2019-09-08 19:19:41 UTC  

Vote Labour then, PeP

2019-09-08 19:19:46 UTC  

Oh, you can't because they won't call an election

2019-09-08 19:19:46 UTC  

Populism 😍 😍

2019-09-08 19:19:52 UTC  

@Yeggsy that's because gorillas don't want critters in their pee hole

2019-09-08 19:19:54 UTC  

Why would they call for an election?

2019-09-08 19:20:00 UTC  

Convervatives have lost their majority

2019-09-08 19:20:02 UTC  

we don't deal with critters as much anymore

2019-09-08 19:20:03 UTC  

It's not like they force boris

2019-09-08 19:20:03 UTC  

to gain a majority

2019-09-08 19:20:07 UTC  

But they won't

2019-09-08 19:20:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613767975614283832/620337591064985620/Screenshot_278.png

2019-09-08 19:20:10 UTC  

remain vote is split

2019-09-08 19:20:12 UTC  

our social pressures seem to push us into strange directions

2019-09-08 19:20:12 UTC  

It's too risky

2019-09-08 19:20:17 UTC  

The smart thing at the moment

2019-09-08 19:20:21 UTC  

You shouldn't get to choose

2019-09-08 19:20:25 UTC  

Is to let the conservatives keep destroying themselves

2019-09-08 19:20:30 UTC  

I dont even like jeremy

2019-09-08 19:20:34 UTC  

but he's making the right call here

2019-09-08 19:20:35 UTC  

The Right Must Unite

2019-09-08 19:20:41 UTC  

fuck the right