Message from @RaffulJimJam
Discord ID: 646825527126261788
You're obese
The thing you wear that gets the dirtiest the easiest
You can't even dress nicely
Because of your enormous gut
White shoes I got in September are still clean
White shoes just show off whatever grime you accumulate on them
That's why you clean them
Timeward just admitting he doesn't clean his clothes
@Timeward that's the point; clean white shoes, kept clean and white, are a status symbol of being clean and not having to get dirty in work, travel etc.
you know how to lose that gut? its called a bullet to the head
Takes 2 seconds to take a cloth to them
@Zephyr Blackfish welp
I walk through the industrial part of town everyday so
You should have seen my old Nike white high tops after a gig
Rio circa 2019
Covered in beer and grime
Took me ten minutes to clean
@Timeward anything exceeding practicality is aesthetic and symbol of status, wealth, etc.
@Zephyr Blackfish correct which is why they're nice looking <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Resistance is futile but appreciated
I kinda miss my white high tops, but they were real shit
Soles fell apart in three months
@JackH670 to be fair I can't stand white unless it's a shirt; too paranoid about getting that shit dirty/stained from food, drink, general dirt and grime, all that shite.
And white is a pretty loud colour I'm not too keen to wear.
White shoes black soul
Meanwhile my stan smiths are still pretty much as they came
Niggers
Imagine being obese and wearing a white shirt.
Mikey I officially did join the gays yesterday though
Did you wank off a bloke on the first date?
Mum decided it was time for me to own designer
Nah nothing like that
My auntie has tried to get me into John Lewis shit for years
Rank clothing honestly
She gave me an LV wallet
LV?
Louis Vuitton, her favourite brand
Oh
Eww