Message from @Mikey
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Jack, I saw a lass wearing those white Gucci shoes today
They're rank
Honestly swing if you get them
...oh
65 gigs?\
its gotten a lot of stuff over time
its basically 2 games remember
They don't suit women
They don't suit anyone
stop
Was going to get LV ones instead anyway
The concept of white shoes in general fucking baffles me
Its a shoe
That's because you live in a slum where there's shit everywhere
You're obese
The thing you wear that gets the dirtiest the easiest
Because of your enormous gut
White shoes I got in September are still clean
White shoes just show off whatever grime you accumulate on them
That's why you clean them
Timeward just admitting he doesn't clean his clothes
@Timeward that's the point; clean white shoes, kept clean and white, are a status symbol of being clean and not having to get dirty in work, travel etc.
you know how to lose that gut? its called a bullet to the head
Takes 2 seconds to take a cloth to them
@Zephyr Blackfish welp
I walk through the industrial part of town everyday so
You should have seen my old Nike white high tops after a gig
Rio circa 2019
Covered in beer and grime
Took me ten minutes to clean
@Timeward anything exceeding practicality is aesthetic and symbol of status, wealth, etc.
@Zephyr Blackfish correct which is why they're nice looking <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>
Resistance is futile but appreciated