https://streamable.com/vje9v

https://streamable.com/3ej5l

@Zephyr Blackfish correct which is why they're nice looking <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

Resistance is futile but appreciated

I kinda miss my white high tops, but they were real shit

Soles fell apart in three months

@JackH670 to be fair I can't stand white unless it's a shirt; too paranoid about getting that shit dirty/stained from food, drink, general dirt and grime, all that shite.
And white is a pretty loud colour I'm not too keen to wear.

White shoes black soul

Meanwhile my stan smiths are still pretty much as they came

Niggers

Imagine being obese and wearing a white shirt.

Mikey I officially did join the gays yesterday though

Did you wank off a bloke on the first date?

Mum decided it was time for me to own designer

Nah nothing like that

My auntie has tried to get me into John Lewis shit for years

Rank clothing honestly

She gave me an LV wallet

LV?

Louis Vuitton, her favourite brand

Oh

Eww

I've got a fancy wallet my auntie bought me

SpaceX's Starship Mk1 went kablooey about 10 minutes ago.

You know it's fancy because it's got gay patterns on the inside

Oh, it's a John Lewis one

Mine has the gay pattern on the outside <:hypersmugon:544638648721604608>

I just read the label

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d8l_0w2VKM>

Mine is brown leather

It reaches a point where it's pure vanity, and you're wearing extortionately-priced clothing just to fit in with a specific kind of people.

Have you seen what I wear?

Didn't think so

Silence, fag

Nigga you gay

Question is

*"Why are you gay?"*

That's rank, Jack

Nice purse

I fit in with the chinese now