Message from @Jake the Exile

Discord ID: 641037650647711745


2019-11-04 21:40:32 UTC  

|| pH is measured by -log[H+] ||

|| Richter scale is measured by log(If/Ii) ||

|| Epstein didn’t kill himself ||

|| decibels are measured by 10log(Sf/Si) ||

|| half life is measured by me^-(rt) ||

2019-11-04 21:43:35 UTC  

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2019-11-04 21:46:41 UTC  

the fuck is this clown show

2019-11-04 21:46:51 UTC  

This is the worst one

https://youtu.be/EjPzvvLT04U

2019-11-04 21:46:51 UTC  

When your dad marries your high school crush😳

2019-11-04 21:46:53 UTC  

Some cringe shit

2019-11-04 21:47:03 UTC  

@Omar_The_OMAP no no no no no fuck you

2019-11-04 21:47:51 UTC  

Imagine explaining to your coworkers why your “son” is older than you

2019-11-04 21:49:00 UTC  

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2019-11-04 21:51:09 UTC  

King

2019-11-04 21:56:29 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:03:10 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:11:52 UTC  

long ago in a distant wand, i, xxfuwwylowd2817xx, the shape-shifting mastew of dawkness, unweashed an unspeakabwe eviw! but a foowish cwusadew wiewding a magic swowd stepped fowth to oppose me and my fuwwy awmy. Befowe the finaw bwow was stwuck, i towe open a powtaw in time and fwung him into the futuwe, whewe my eviw is waw! now the foow seeks to wetuwn to the past, and undo the futuwe that is xxfuwwylowd2817xx!

2019-11-04 22:14:18 UTC  

speak english nigga

2019-11-04 22:14:33 UTC  

hahahahahaha

2019-11-04 22:14:45 UTC  

the Samurai Jack opening

2019-11-04 22:21:05 UTC  

proud repost

2019-11-04 22:23:21 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:27:17 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:33:51 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:35:51 UTC  

🇫

2019-11-04 22:36:14 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:36:21 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:36:52 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:38:52 UTC  

don't say the M word in November

2019-11-04 22:39:07 UTC  

You mean "Movember?"

2019-11-04 22:39:48 UTC  

No shave movember

2019-11-04 22:40:07 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:41:11 UTC  

EGG

2019-11-04 22:42:06 UTC  

Can I get “gas gas gas” played over this gif

2019-11-04 22:43:49 UTC  

Thewe is no time to be wost! battwe-bwothews!

space mawines, today, the enemy is at ouw doow! we know ouw duty and we wiww do it! we fight fow ouw honow, as bwood ravens, as space mawines, and we fight in the name of the empewow!

if we die this day, we die in gwowy. We die hewoes' deaths! but we shaww not die, no, it is the enemy who wiww taste death and defeat! as you know, most of ouw battwe-bwothews awe stationed in space, pwepawed to deep stwike!

ouw pewimetew has been pwepawed in the event that ouw enemy shouwd be so bowd and so foowish! we have pwaced numewous beacons, awwowing fow muwtipwe, simuwtaneous and devastating defensive deep stwikes.

the codex astawtes names this maneuvew "steew rain". We wiww descend upon the foe, we wiww ovewwhewm them, we wiww weave none awive! meanwhiwe, ouw gwound fowces wiww ensuwe the fuww defense of ouw headquawtews...

we awe the space mawines! we awe the empewow's fuwy!

2019-11-04 22:45:39 UTC  

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2019-11-04 22:46:43 UTC  

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