Message from @excursion12 (redha, richtginger)
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but then that's weird
she has a bowl cut
a monk's haircut
and she's illiterate AND french
Hmm how about one of the samurai women
ehhh
they have black teeth
but I did think of putting Tomoe Gozen on the list
Pirate girls
I don't remember their names
Alright. I think I got this:
> Christina Hendricks
> Sophie Reade
> Bethany Lily April
> Mia Zarring
> Lauren Southern
Anne Bonny was one
well yeah, NOW I remember her
Oh and Mary Reade also
what about Joan d'Arc
I considered it but I don't know much about her
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Yeah, don't even bother putting Anne Frank on the list ye spastic
I know some of you definitely would
breast sizes have only increased as humanity progressed
which is why there weren't big-titty knights <:why:462286147473637407>
well, there could had been, but the breastplate would smush them so they're not in the way
Also Hypatia
I suppose I could go with Cleopatra
well
Matilda D’Canossa
there's some debate as to whether Cleopatra was hot
or whether she was just SMART
what if she was both?
or whether Julius Caesar had shit tastes in women
nah, it's generally either or
He saw the powah
I don't know, this is an imaginary list anyway, so given lack of information you can just make it up
And liked it
@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck its funny because the french killed her
technically yeah
but the Burgundians were like Dutch-French hybrids or some shit like that, I think?