Message from @SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck

Discord ID: 644967079824457750


2019-11-15 18:25:25 UTC  

it's just the first off the top of my head

2019-11-15 18:25:44 UTC  

>Tulsi Gabbard
@Jokerfaic do you live under a rock bro

2019-11-15 18:26:01 UTC  

oh right, well whatever

2019-11-15 18:26:14 UTC  

I don't have my milf pokedex on me

2019-11-15 18:26:28 UTC  

it's on my laptop

2019-11-15 18:26:35 UTC  

something about politicians exempts them from my boners, can't really explain it

2019-11-15 18:26:36 UTC  

somewhere

2019-11-15 18:26:49 UTC  

why tho

2019-11-15 18:26:53 UTC  

What new degeneracy is this ?

2019-11-15 18:27:04 UTC  

this is a solid 8/10 bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/644966615489839114/220px-Marion_MarC3A9chal282561498078729_28cropped29.png

2019-11-15 18:27:23 UTC  

@Flavius Stilicho harems of non-fiction people

2019-11-15 18:27:31 UTC  

I was GOING to put Elvis

2019-11-15 18:27:44 UTC  

Ah

2019-11-15 18:27:48 UTC  

but decided to just to all wahmen

2019-11-15 18:28:20 UTC  

🤷‍♂️

2019-11-15 18:28:26 UTC  

Imagine not having Joan D’Arc

2019-11-15 18:28:33 UTC  

Was gonna

2019-11-15 18:28:35 UTC  

but then that's weird

2019-11-15 18:28:42 UTC  

she has a bowl cut

2019-11-15 18:28:46 UTC  

a monk's haircut

2019-11-15 18:28:54 UTC  

and she's illiterate AND french

2019-11-15 18:29:24 UTC  

Hmm how about one of the samurai women

2019-11-15 18:29:28 UTC  

ehhh

2019-11-15 18:29:31 UTC  

they have black teeth

2019-11-15 18:29:44 UTC  

but I did think of putting Tomoe Gozen on the list

2019-11-15 18:29:46 UTC  

Pirate girls

2019-11-15 18:29:54 UTC  

I don't remember their names

2019-11-15 18:29:58 UTC  

Alright. I think I got this:
> Christina Hendricks
> Sophie Reade
> Bethany Lily April
> Mia Zarring
> Lauren Southern

2019-11-15 18:30:23 UTC  

Anne Bonny was one

2019-11-15 18:30:33 UTC  

well yeah, NOW I remember her

2019-11-15 18:30:53 UTC  

Oh and Mary Reade also

2019-11-15 18:33:37 UTC  

what about Joan d'Arc

2019-11-15 18:34:09 UTC  
2019-11-15 18:34:13 UTC  

I considered it but I don't know much about her

2019-11-15 18:34:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/644968520026685451/unknown.png

2019-11-15 18:34:42 UTC  

<:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

2019-11-15 18:34:44 UTC  

Yeah, don't even bother putting Anne Frank on the list ye spastic

2019-11-15 18:35:06 UTC  

nah I stuck to modern women over historical figures

2019-11-15 18:35:06 UTC  

I know some of you definitely would

2019-11-15 18:35:26 UTC  

breast sizes have only increased as humanity progressed

2019-11-15 18:35:56 UTC  

which is why there weren't big-titty knights <:why:462286147473637407>