Message from @excursion12 (redha, richtginger)

Discord ID: 644969147687501824


2019-11-15 18:29:31 UTC  

they have black teeth

2019-11-15 18:29:44 UTC  

but I did think of putting Tomoe Gozen on the list

2019-11-15 18:29:46 UTC  

Pirate girls

2019-11-15 18:29:54 UTC  

I don't remember their names

2019-11-15 18:29:58 UTC  

Alright. I think I got this:
> Christina Hendricks
> Sophie Reade
> Bethany Lily April
> Mia Zarring
> Lauren Southern

2019-11-15 18:30:23 UTC  

Anne Bonny was one

2019-11-15 18:30:33 UTC  

well yeah, NOW I remember her

2019-11-15 18:30:53 UTC  

Oh and Mary Reade also

2019-11-15 18:33:37 UTC  

what about Joan d'Arc

2019-11-15 18:34:09 UTC  
2019-11-15 18:34:13 UTC  

I considered it but I don't know much about her

2019-11-15 18:34:39 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/633967804483371009/644968520026685451/unknown.png

2019-11-15 18:34:42 UTC  

<:WaitWhatArmy:590858815189024778>

2019-11-15 18:34:44 UTC  

Yeah, don't even bother putting Anne Frank on the list ye spastic

2019-11-15 18:35:06 UTC  

nah I stuck to modern women over historical figures

2019-11-15 18:35:06 UTC  

I know some of you definitely would

2019-11-15 18:35:26 UTC  

breast sizes have only increased as humanity progressed

2019-11-15 18:35:56 UTC  

which is why there weren't big-titty knights <:why:462286147473637407>

2019-11-15 18:36:21 UTC  

well, there could had been, but the breastplate would smush them so they're not in the way

2019-11-15 18:36:37 UTC  

Also Hypatia

2019-11-15 18:37:07 UTC  

I suppose I could go with Cleopatra

2019-11-15 18:37:10 UTC  

well

2019-11-15 18:37:11 UTC  

Matilda D’Canossa

2019-11-15 18:37:19 UTC  

there's some debate as to whether Cleopatra was hot

2019-11-15 18:37:27 UTC  

or whether she was just SMART

2019-11-15 18:37:45 UTC  

what if she was both?

2019-11-15 18:37:47 UTC  

or whether Julius Caesar had shit tastes in women

2019-11-15 18:37:56 UTC  

nah, it's generally either or

2019-11-15 18:38:05 UTC  

He saw the powah

2019-11-15 18:38:14 UTC  

I don't know, this is an imaginary list anyway, so given lack of information you can just make it up

2019-11-15 18:38:14 UTC  

And liked it

2019-11-15 18:40:15 UTC  

@SPOOKY Phil, Ruler of Heck its funny because the french killed her

2019-11-15 18:40:37 UTC  

technically yeah

2019-11-15 18:40:51 UTC  

but the Burgundians were like Dutch-French hybrids or some shit like that, I think?

2019-11-15 18:41:28 UTC  
2019-11-15 18:41:50 UTC  

burgundy is france

2019-11-15 18:41:55 UTC  

not even dutch france

2019-11-15 18:42:01 UTC  

all of their proper lands are now french

2019-11-15 18:42:03 UTC  

Can’t think of anything more rascist

2019-11-15 18:42:14 UTC  

they held some stuff in the netherlands tho

2019-11-15 18:42:15 UTC  

Anything that isn't pure french is just a Taiwanese ripoff