Message from @Jokerfaic
Discord ID: 644966497051213844
dude, you try getting a boner when you're dizzy, having muscle pains, and your abdomen is sore and aching from the contractions of coughing non stop for 19 hours straight
Texas micro-organisms don't fuck around
the flu is a straight up virus my guy
like, had a minor resurgeance for the last few days, mucous and shit came up so fast I fucking retched in a parking space
thank fuck everyone around here likes to keep their curtains closed 24/7
@Jokerfaic
Aight, here's my historical harem:
**And I'm kinda grasping at straws because I'm not really AWARE of all that many famous historical wahmen**
1) Marilyn Monroe
2) Elizabeth Taylor
3) Marion Maréchal
4) Tulsi Gabbard
5) Katherine Hepburn (Circa 1941)
6) Mary Magdalene
Honorary Mention: Cleopatra (though there's some debate among historians as to whether she was hot or not....so this is more of an honorary mention)
🤢
You might be wondering why I put Mary Magdalene
what part of just generally non-fictional women wasn't clear? you didn't have to restrict yourself and make it a difficult thing
you have a disappointing set of choices.
you literally picked the Kennedy Cum Dump bro
as your number 1
It's not in order of most attractive tho
doesn't matter
I only know Monroe from that list so I'll trust the others are at least passable
it's just the first off the top of my head
>Tulsi Gabbard
@Jokerfaic do you live under a rock bro
oh right, well whatever
I don't have my milf pokedex on me
it's on my laptop
somewhere
why tho
What new degeneracy is this ?
@Flavius Stilicho harems of non-fiction people
I was GOING to put Elvis
Ah
but decided to just to all wahmen
🤷♂️
Imagine not having Joan D’Arc
Was gonna
but then that's weird
she has a bowl cut
a monk's haircut
and she's illiterate AND french
Hmm how about one of the samurai women
ehhh
they have black teeth
but I did think of putting Tomoe Gozen on the list
Pirate girls