Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is

What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction

Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner

wouldn't it be baseball?

Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.

oh i thought they meant like home plate

Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.

@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired

it's okay lol sorry

I think it should be leper, not leopard

he did not STEAL ANYTHING ( <#801170115957489724> )

😬 my bad

for what?

I'm not a mod ;)

What kind of dad joke is the cringe-iest in your opinion?

*Passes grave yard*
Dad: "People are dying to get in there"

😬

Yes very cringy

I think my dad is the “cringeiest” dad joke

@Perhaps Autocorrect strikes against.

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?

||Because it was two tired||

Ahahahah, I loved that one

I ordered a chicken and an egg on the internet ||ill let you know||

https://youtu.be/XnAy_1yhWAQ

I had to think for a sec...

Lol

Not sure if this is a dad joke tbh

Heh big funny tho

Is say it's more <#801170177902772254> but it's good

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Though it's not really a dad joke, I'd count it. 👍