Message from @NurdKing
Discord ID: 804502354291720202
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is
What do u get when two midget trannies have sex?
A micro transaction
Why did the leopard hockey game get canceled?
There was a face off in the corner
wouldn't it be baseball?
Every sports team has a “Visitor/Away” and a “Home” scoring. Home is for the literal “home team” and the other is for the other.
oh i thought they meant like home plate
Yeah I heard it the baseball way first, but it can go either way incase you suspect people has heard the baseball way more.
@JDCREW it is but just got off work and I am tired
it's okay lol sorry
I think it should be leper, not leopard
he did not STEAL ANYTHING ( <#801170115957489724> )
😬 my bad
for what?
I'm not a mod ;)
What kind of dad joke is the cringe-iest in your opinion?
*Passes grave yard*
Dad: "People are dying to get in there"
😬
Yes very cringy
I think my dad is the “cringeiest” dad joke
<:KEK:795742276549607456>
I'm in a good mood. Yall get 2 today. 😊
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
||Because it was two tired||
Ahahahah, I loved that one
I ordered a chicken and an egg on the internet ||ill let you know||
I had to think for a sec...
Lol
Not sure if this is a dad joke tbh
Heh big funny tho
Is say it's more <#801170177902772254> but it's good
I, for one, like Roman numerals.
Though it's not really a dad joke, I'd count it. 👍