Message from @yeahmyrealnameright

Discord ID: 819946632547663902


2021-03-12 00:26:17 UTC  

Not sure if I posted this one yet

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2021-03-12 00:26:17 UTC  

I’ll find out if I get the recycled emojis

2021-03-12 00:27:54 UTC  

I hope the 2 crooks were too tired to get away

2021-03-12 00:28:42 UTC  

Lol. I can't make a word pun with two to and too. People mix em up so much ... lol

2021-03-12 00:28:50 UTC  

Makes me so mad

2021-03-12 00:29:17 UTC  

The crooks got to **retire** after this heist

2021-03-12 00:30:41 UTC  

<:Ben_Cringe:752572527120875520>

2021-03-12 00:31:14 UTC  

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2021-03-12 00:31:29 UTC  

Definitely worthy of being put here<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-12 01:07:58 UTC  

Lol! I know what kind of cookies I'm gonna bring 🙃

2021-03-12 02:28:15 UTC  

You are going to bring yellow cookies in the shape of an upside down smile emoji?

2021-03-12 03:00:39 UTC  

Invite me if you get the chance

2021-03-12 03:06:05 UTC  

Yes....

2021-03-12 07:11:24 UTC  

yoooo party at Bob's place?

2021-03-12 08:02:56 UTC  

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2021-03-12 10:38:32 UTC  

brownies are better than cookies

2021-03-12 11:48:23 UTC  

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2021-03-12 12:11:05 UTC  

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2021-03-12 13:15:38 UTC  

a sperm doner, a carpenter and Julius Ceaser walk into a bar... "I came, i saw, i conquered"

2021-03-12 14:55:11 UTC  

My pet mouse called Elvis died. ||he was caught in a trap||

2021-03-12 15:32:00 UTC  

Roses are red, running is hard, their taking the Hobbits to Isengard.

2021-03-12 17:55:18 UTC  

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2021-03-12 19:03:23 UTC  

Ok now ask him how he will react if all the members showed up to his house? 😂

2021-03-12 21:17:15 UTC  

Went to give a sperm sample the other day the nurse asked if would i like to masturbate in the cup , I said Thanks but I don't think I'm ready for a competition yet

2021-03-12 23:52:31 UTC  

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2021-03-13 02:01:54 UTC  

I'm 18 and never been on a date. How am I this much a dad?

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2021-03-13 02:32:45 UTC  

Just gonna say, As a Chick-fil-A employee, I absolutely hate it when people use the

“Guess it’s free”

Line when something ain’t working

2021-03-13 02:34:23 UTC  

Especially with all the IT issues we’ve been having lately. Yes, I know it’s not working. No, your meal is not free.

2021-03-13 03:13:08 UTC  

its a JOKE

2021-03-13 03:15:16 UTC  

You called my name?

2021-03-13 03:26:01 UTC  

<:PikaLaugh:802560922580942849>

2021-03-13 04:36:34 UTC  

<:KEK:795742276549607456>

2021-03-13 04:38:05 UTC  

I worked as a cashier at a grocery store, and got it all the time from men and women. The worst part is that half of them thought they were original.

2021-03-13 04:40:41 UTC  

Lmfao

2021-03-13 04:40:50 UTC  

I thought I was original when I said that....

2021-03-13 04:40:57 UTC  

😒

2021-03-13 09:28:02 UTC  

There was this time in Highschool where I was taking French class as a language course. My friends and I always loved to mispronounce French words as a joke whenever we studied the language together. So we would often try to see who could mispronounce the words in the worse way possible just to get a good laugh.

The French teacher at my school hated nothing else more in the world then people mispronouncing French words. She would sometimes yell at students to correctly say words and grammar.

One day in French class, I was told to read a section of a book. The section of the book was about heritage and about French city’s. While I was reading about the French city of Versailles, I accidentally mispronounced it as (ver- sal-lys). The teacher stopped reading along with her book and looked at me straight in the eyes. She gave me a glare of death in my eyes. Then she looked back down at her book and called the next person to read.

Of course nothing happened and I just wasted your time by having you read some random event that makes no sense at all. Have a good day<:troll_face:726878856585281557>

2021-03-13 11:14:53 UTC  

Same. I work at chick fil a

2021-03-13 12:51:04 UTC  

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2021-03-13 12:56:05 UTC  

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