Wow that’s terrible

🤣🤣🤣

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Not sure if I posted this one yet

I’ll find out if I get the recycled emojis

I hope the 2 crooks were too tired to get away

Lol. I can't make a word pun with two to and too. People mix em up so much ... lol

Makes me so mad

The crooks got to **retire** after this heist

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Lol! I know what kind of cookies I'm gonna bring 🙃

You are going to bring yellow cookies in the shape of an upside down smile emoji?

Invite me if you get the chance

Yes....

yoooo party at Bob's place?

brownies are better than cookies

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a sperm doner, a carpenter and Julius Ceaser walk into a bar... "I came, i saw, i conquered"

My pet mouse called Elvis died. ||he was caught in a trap||

Roses are red, running is hard, their taking the Hobbits to Isengard.

Ok now ask him how he will react if all the members showed up to his house? 😂

Went to give a sperm sample the other day the nurse asked if would i like to masturbate in the cup , I said Thanks but I don't think I'm ready for a competition yet

I'm 18 and never been on a date. How am I this much a dad?

Just gonna say, As a Chick-fil-A employee, I absolutely hate it when people use the

“Guess it’s free”

Line when something ain’t working

Especially with all the IT issues we’ve been having lately. Yes, I know it’s not working. No, your meal is not free.

its a JOKE

You called my name?

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I worked as a cashier at a grocery store, and got it all the time from men and women. The worst part is that half of them thought they were original.

Lmfao

I thought I was original when I said that....

😒

There was this time in Highschool where I was taking French class as a language course. My friends and I always loved to mispronounce French words as a joke whenever we studied the language together. So we would often try to see who could mispronounce the words in the worse way possible just to get a good laugh.

The French teacher at my school hated nothing else more in the world then people mispronouncing French words. She would sometimes yell at students to correctly say words and grammar.

One day in French class, I was told to read a section of a book. The section of the book was about heritage and about French city’s. While I was reading about the French city of Versailles, I accidentally mispronounced it as (ver- sal-lys). The teacher stopped reading along with her book and looked at me straight in the eyes. She gave me a glare of death in my eyes. Then she looked back down at her book and called the next person to read.

Of course nothing happened and I just wasted your time by having you read some random event that makes no sense at all. Have a good day<:troll_face:726878856585281557>