If it is socially expected of me.

You're a goddamn liar.

he'd be the guy sitting in the corner next to the open bar

Dance to this, John.

My mom is fucking pogoing

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I've been entrusted with my mom's shoes. Who wants to know what they smell like?

why you on discord during a party

Because I don't dance

Poor matt

How can he expect to be strong for a child when he can't even boogie to make his loved ones happy

Poor Matt indeed. J already went back to the hotel 2 hours ago.

https://youtu.be/jjbl2eTkfPw

What? Just leave then.

I'm the DD for my mom and brother.

Call them an uber

Baby Got Back just came on

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MOM NO

Matt

Leave

Now

John, I can't

Why g*d why

It says in the bible it is a sin to see your parents in a state of drunkeness.

So you can just leave

Is that true?

God will back you up

Yes

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Seriously, matt?

You never took basic bible studies?

Noah cursed Ham and Caanan for seeing his drunkeness.

Is that what they called molesation back in the old testement?

Some scholars think that.

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Really?

There's some debate as to what 'see' means.

But the other context of them just covering him in his drunk tent sort of disputes that.