Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 640371973809111051


2019-11-03 01:56:18 UTC  

He's also the Best Man, so I dont think that'll fly.

2019-11-03 01:56:31 UTC  

I'm the city slicker brother, I have no power here.

2019-11-03 01:56:38 UTC  

>best man needs to be paid

2019-11-03 01:57:30 UTC  

No, he didn't.

2019-11-03 01:57:40 UTC  

That's why the venue and everything was so cheap.

2019-11-03 01:57:55 UTC  

You included the DJ in the cost of the wedding tho?

2019-11-03 02:01:52 UTC  

Even stupid, inbred Egyptians had the concept of zero for mathematical purposes, John.

2019-11-03 02:02:45 UTC  

Just admit you misspoke and implied they paid the DJ, retard.

2019-11-03 02:03:28 UTC  

But I didn't misspeak. A more accurate accusation would be to say I exaggerated the good deal they got.

2019-11-03 02:03:59 UTC  

So you lied on purpose.

2019-11-03 02:04:02 UTC  

Shameful

2019-11-03 02:04:17 UTC  

But it wasn't a lie.

2019-11-03 02:04:39 UTC  

Deception by omission isn't lying.

2019-11-03 02:04:42 UTC  

Purposeful misrepresentation of something is a lie.

2019-11-03 02:05:26 UTC  

It isnt omission, its inclusion for the purpose of deception

2019-11-03 02:05:54 UTC  

Now start dancing.

2019-11-03 02:05:59 UTC  

There goes John, making arbitrary changes to the definitions of words to suit his arguments.

2019-11-03 02:07:02 UTC  

Stop trying to live vicariously through me, John. It's rude.

2019-11-03 02:07:40 UTC  

Wait, would YOU be out here dancing?

2019-11-03 02:08:23 UTC  

If it is socially expected of me.

2019-11-03 02:09:36 UTC  

You're a goddamn liar.

2019-11-03 02:10:05 UTC  

he'd be the guy sitting in the corner next to the open bar

2019-11-03 02:10:23 UTC  

Dance to this, John.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/640372172447154176/Curly_hair_big_nose_hahahaha.mp3

2019-11-03 02:17:16 UTC  

My mom is fucking pogoing

2019-11-03 02:17:20 UTC  

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2019-11-03 02:18:30 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/640374216574894082/EHz56bwWwAEyNG_.pnglarge

2019-11-03 02:22:23 UTC  

I've been entrusted with my mom's shoes. Who wants to know what they smell like?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531212403858472967/640375190290825236/IMG_20191102_212142.jpg

2019-11-03 02:23:03 UTC  

why you on discord during a party

2019-11-03 02:23:39 UTC  

Because I don't dance

2019-11-03 02:23:58 UTC  

Poor matt

2019-11-03 02:24:39 UTC  

How can he expect to be strong for a child when he can't even boogie to make his loved ones happy

2019-11-03 02:24:43 UTC  

Poor Matt indeed. J already went back to the hotel 2 hours ago.

2019-11-03 02:24:53 UTC  
2019-11-03 02:24:58 UTC  

What? Just leave then.

2019-11-03 02:30:18 UTC  

I'm the DD for my mom and brother.

2019-11-03 02:30:34 UTC  

Call them an uber

2019-11-03 02:32:57 UTC  

Baby Got Back just came on

2019-11-03 02:32:59 UTC  

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2019-11-03 02:33:03 UTC  

MOM NO

2019-11-03 02:33:09 UTC  

Matt