Message from @johnfrum
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he'd be the guy sitting in the corner next to the open bar
Dance to this, John.
My mom is fucking pogoing
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I've been entrusted with my mom's shoes. Who wants to know what they smell like?
why you on discord during a party
Because I don't dance
Poor matt
How can he expect to be strong for a child when he can't even boogie to make his loved ones happy
Poor Matt indeed. J already went back to the hotel 2 hours ago.
What? Just leave then.
I'm the DD for my mom and brother.
Call them an uber
Baby Got Back just came on
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MOM NO
Matt
Now
John, I can't
Why g*d why
It says in the bible it is a sin to see your parents in a state of drunkeness.
So you can just leave
Is that true?
God will back you up
Yes
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Seriously, matt?
You never took basic bible studies?
Noah cursed Ham and Caanan for seeing his drunkeness.
Is that what they called molesation back in the old testement?
Some scholars think that.
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Really?
There's some debate as to what 'see' means.
But the other context of them just covering him in his drunk tent sort of disputes that.
Its one of those weird old testament things.
I mean, if modern day middle east is any indication, molestation/rape probably wasn't uncommon.