Message from @Matthew
Discord ID: 640377860741267475
Wait, would YOU be out here dancing?
If it is socially expected of me.
You're a goddamn liar.
he'd be the guy sitting in the corner next to the open bar
Dance to this, John.
My mom is fucking pogoing
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I've been entrusted with my mom's shoes. Who wants to know what they smell like?
why you on discord during a party
Because I don't dance
Poor matt
How can he expect to be strong for a child when he can't even boogie to make his loved ones happy
Poor Matt indeed. J already went back to the hotel 2 hours ago.
What? Just leave then.
I'm the DD for my mom and brother.
Call them an uber
Baby Got Back just came on
MOM NO
Matt
Leave
Now
John, I can't
Why g*d why
It says in the bible it is a sin to see your parents in a state of drunkeness.
So you can just leave
Is that true?
God will back you up
Yes
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Seriously, matt?
You never took basic bible studies?
Noah cursed Ham and Caanan for seeing his drunkeness.
Is that what they called molesation back in the old testement?
Some scholars think that.
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Really?
There's some debate as to what 'see' means.