@Pawp how badly, post pics

Not badly.

My knees scraped but isn't bad.

My shoulder hurts like a bitch. But shouldn't be fractured

nice

when I came off my bike when cycling drunk, I needed stitches in my knee and had scrapes and bruises all over my body

Still, you should see someone to make sure theres no tendon damage.

Best to get it looked at sooner than later.

Also what did you to to cause such an unexpected but inevitable spill?

When I fell it felt alright right after. Then I woke up next morning and not a single part of my body didn't hurt

Amazingly nothing was broken though

Issues with downshifting and breaking n

I was only going 20 mph. Still. Hurts Less now that I iced it

I got almost hit by a car once (just scraped by it) and was filled with adrenaline for the rest of the day

So maybe thats why you didnt feel anything

@Pawp good job, dipshit.

Now show us your fucked up bike.

my legs be so fat that my old pants cut bloodflow in to my legs

https://i.imgur.com/bnxp3Fk.png

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seen on google maps

i became one of you

My bike is actually fine matt

I only leaked a little gas on the pavement

My helmet didn't even get scratched.

https://twitter.com/jivke/status/1190848608381202433?s=19

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Thanks for being concerned matty

You did this to yourself, retard

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Had to do about 100km like that when I crashed. Used the back of my foot to shift up and kicked the shit out of it to shift down. Kept it as a helmet hanger when I replaced it.

Your not wrong matt.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 can you shut the fuck up, please? Nobody wants to give you attention

But I still don't regret getting a motorcycle yet

yay attention, this is what i needed matt

my fix

more attention for me, i can not get any more wet

https://twitter.com/creameu/status/954853346921369600?s=19

Go to nsfw, matt