I failed no nut november 9 times(and that is just today)

if i did not fap every hour i would have to visit doctor and get some of those "anti depression" drugs

It would have been funny if I said ***"the only doctor you should see is Dr. Kevorkian"*** but that would be very mean of me, so I won't do that

wtf

ultimate coomer

NNN is easy

just don't tickle your pickle

@Matthew found a tshirt I'm sure you'll love

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32957937453.html

Matt is busy

He is on a 69 hour road trip

i m going to do big mistake, i ll buy some of those china-style clothes like from kung fu movies and regret it

somebody stop me pls

Fuck you @Matthew

I fell off my motorcycle and hurt my knee and shoulder

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@Pawp how badly, post pics

Not badly.

My knees scraped but isn't bad.

My shoulder hurts like a bitch. But shouldn't be fractured

nice

when I came off my bike when cycling drunk, I needed stitches in my knee and had scrapes and bruises all over my body

Still, you should see someone to make sure theres no tendon damage.

Best to get it looked at sooner than later.

Also what did you to to cause such an unexpected but inevitable spill?

When I fell it felt alright right after. Then I woke up next morning and not a single part of my body didn't hurt

Amazingly nothing was broken though

Issues with downshifting and breaking n

I was only going 20 mph. Still. Hurts Less now that I iced it

I got almost hit by a car once (just scraped by it) and was filled with adrenaline for the rest of the day

So maybe thats why you didnt feel anything

@Pawp good job, dipshit.

Now show us your fucked up bike.

my legs be so fat that my old pants cut bloodflow in to my legs

https://i.imgur.com/bnxp3Fk.png

matthew embrace me

seen on google maps

i became one of you

My bike is actually fine matt

I only leaked a little gas on the pavement

My helmet didn't even get scratched.