Also what did you to to cause such an unexpected but inevitable spill?

When I fell it felt alright right after. Then I woke up next morning and not a single part of my body didn't hurt

Amazingly nothing was broken though

Issues with downshifting and breaking n

I was only going 20 mph. Still. Hurts Less now that I iced it

I got almost hit by a car once (just scraped by it) and was filled with adrenaline for the rest of the day

So maybe thats why you didnt feel anything

@Pawp good job, dipshit.

Now show us your fucked up bike.

my legs be so fat that my old pants cut bloodflow in to my legs

https://i.imgur.com/bnxp3Fk.png

matthew embrace me

seen on google maps

i became one of you

My bike is actually fine matt

I only leaked a little gas on the pavement

My helmet didn't even get scratched.

https://twitter.com/jivke/status/1190848608381202433?s=19

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Thanks for being concerned matty

You did this to yourself, retard

I have created over thousand anal plugs
unknown to pleasure
nor known to sex

somebody help me or i ll end up in local cring compilation

Had to do about 100km like that when I crashed. Used the back of my foot to shift up and kicked the shit out of it to shift down. Kept it as a helmet hanger when I replaced it.

Your not wrong matt.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 can you shut the fuck up, please? Nobody wants to give you attention

But I still don't regret getting a motorcycle yet

yay attention, this is what i needed matt

my fix

more attention for me, i can not get any more wet

https://twitter.com/creameu/status/954853346921369600?s=19

Go to nsfw, matt

This is just sad and gross

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Even in real life you cannot escape over priced chinkshit

Which is why I take solace in cute cartoon girls.

Dont look at porn in public you degenerate.

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Neither one of those were pornographic.