matthew embrace me

seen on google maps

i became one of you

My bike is actually fine matt

I only leaked a little gas on the pavement

My helmet didn't even get scratched.

https://twitter.com/jivke/status/1190848608381202433?s=19

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Thanks for being concerned matty

You did this to yourself, retard

I have created over thousand anal plugs
unknown to pleasure
nor known to sex

somebody help me or i ll end up in local cring compilation

Had to do about 100km like that when I crashed. Used the back of my foot to shift up and kicked the shit out of it to shift down. Kept it as a helmet hanger when I replaced it.

Your not wrong matt.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 can you shut the fuck up, please? Nobody wants to give you attention

But I still don't regret getting a motorcycle yet

yay attention, this is what i needed matt

my fix

more attention for me, i can not get any more wet

https://twitter.com/creameu/status/954853346921369600?s=19

Go to nsfw, matt

This is just sad and gross

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Even in real life you cannot escape over priced chinkshit

Which is why I take solace in cute cartoon girls.

Dont look at porn in public you degenerate.

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Neither one of those were pornographic.

Show them to anyone and ask if its pornographic

I'm sorry you were so aroused.

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@Pawp likes cute girls, right?

Ye. Cute girls are life fuel

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@Matthew get me a copy of dragon warrior monster 2 on ps1 if they have it

Why don't I get you a set of training wheels instead, you incompetent bitch

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