Message from @Deleted User

Discord ID: 439852482345304064


2018-04-28 18:13:45 UTC  

extremely feminine dick

2018-04-28 18:14:02 UTC  

since she put my hand under her pants and put my finger (and hers) in

2018-04-28 18:14:09 UTC  

OwO

2018-04-28 18:14:10 UTC  

reading intensifies

2018-04-28 18:14:21 UTC  

so I'm trying not to shift uncomfortably on the couch

2018-04-28 18:14:28 UTC  

it's like watching a duck on a pond

2018-04-28 18:14:30 UTC  

@nic git in vc

2018-04-28 18:14:33 UTC  

calm and gliding around above water

2018-04-28 18:14:43 UTC  

and swimming furiously underneath it

2018-04-28 18:14:50 UTC  

lol

2018-04-28 18:15:00 UTC  

a true poet

2018-04-28 18:15:06 UTC  

was it for illegal butter knife

2018-04-28 18:15:09 UTC  

lol

2018-04-28 18:15:26 UTC  

trying to butter his toast

2018-04-28 18:15:30 UTC  

Actually, this text chat versus the voice chat is a great example in of itself

2018-04-28 18:15:50 UTC  

I don't even know how it finished but I have nfi how my friend didn't notice

2018-04-28 18:16:00 UTC  

why doesn't reaps talk???

2018-04-28 18:16:02 UTC  

she was sitting next to me, her flatmate on the other side of me, under the blanket with us

2018-04-28 18:16:24 UTC  

I'm listening to some classy latin jazz, which makes this even funnier for me

2018-04-28 18:16:31 UTC  

🤣

2018-04-28 18:16:43 UTC  

@Deleted User what the fuck is "classy latin jazz"?

2018-04-28 18:16:45 UTC  

So the only place I can sleep is on the kitchen floor on an inflatable mattress

2018-04-28 18:16:49 UTC  

I have never heard ofthat

2018-04-28 18:16:54 UTC  

And she pays a visit that night

2018-04-28 18:16:55 UTC  

I'm all about flamenco

2018-04-28 18:17:07 UTC  

*and* there is a black guy sleeping on the couch about four feet away from us

2018-04-28 18:17:09 UTC  

ooh

2018-04-28 18:17:13 UTC  

lol

2018-04-28 18:17:13 UTC  

(facing the other way thankfully)

2018-04-28 18:17:17 UTC  

Black guy is

2018-04-28 18:17:23 UTC  

***g a y a s f u c k***

2018-04-28 18:17:24 UTC  

I mean

2018-04-28 18:17:26 UTC  

the gayest

2018-04-28 18:17:28 UTC  

ah

2018-04-28 18:17:29 UTC  

As camp as a row of tents

2018-04-28 18:17:35 UTC  

broo needs to read audio books

2018-04-28 18:17:37 UTC  

lisp and everything

2018-04-28 18:17:38 UTC  

I don't know exactly what it is actually, some guy named ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM

2018-04-28 18:17:45 UTC  

except only if he is drunk

2018-04-28 18:17:58 UTC  

and will provide shit commentary on the books

2018-04-28 18:18:02 UTC  

So she wants to get it on