hahahha
@Jek Porkins pics or gtfo
sound like 4chan greentext
so yeah, the usual 'testing the waters' under the blanket
*w i t h t h e f l a t m a t e*
What does that mean?
"hmmm, my hand is right next to hers, I wonder if... hmmm, now it's on her thigh"
"I wonder if.. okay.. she's just grabbed my hand.."
"She got a dick"
"...*oh, okay then, we're going over* ***there*** *are we*"
Meanwhile trying to watch the DVD and engage in casual conversation with both of them
as long it's a feminine dick, we're still good
lol
>dicks >feminine
https://youtu.be/D-UmfqFjpl0
extremely feminine dick
since she put my hand under her pants and put my finger (and hers) in
OwO
reading intensifies
so I'm trying not to shift uncomfortably on the couch
it's like watching a duck on a pond
@nic git in vc
calm and gliding around above water
and swimming furiously underneath it
a true poet
was it for illegal butter knife
trying to butter his toast
Actually, this text chat versus the voice chat is a great example in of itself
I don't even know how it finished but I have nfi how my friend didn't notice
why doesn't reaps talk???
she was sitting next to me, her flatmate on the other side of me, under the blanket with us
I'm listening to some classy latin jazz, which makes this even funnier for me
🤣
@Deleted User what the fuck is "classy latin jazz"?
So the only place I can sleep is on the kitchen floor on an inflatable mattress
I have never heard ofthat
And she pays a visit that night
I'm all about flamenco
*and* there is a black guy sleeping on the couch about four feet away from us
