I'm listening to some classy latin jazz, which makes this even funnier for me

🤣

@Deleted User what the fuck is "classy latin jazz"?

So the only place I can sleep is on the kitchen floor on an inflatable mattress

I have never heard ofthat

And she pays a visit that night

I'm all about flamenco

*and* there is a black guy sleeping on the couch about four feet away from us

ooh

lol

(facing the other way thankfully)

Black guy is

***g a y a s f u c k***

I mean

the gayest

ah

As camp as a row of tents

broo needs to read audio books

lisp and everything

I don't know exactly what it is actually, some guy named ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM

except only if he is drunk

and will provide shit commentary on the books

So she wants to get it on

i would listen to it

But I've been in the country less than 48h

yep

and got no rubber

So she has to sneak into her flatmate's room

and steal her condoms

@Reaps pump and dump

flatmate (the girl I knew originally) is in another room with her boyf

and they both snore

so she's timing her footsteps with the snoring

sounds like eugenics wit extra steps

@Deleted User exactly

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29996/parents-release-statement-announcing-baby-alfie-amanda-prestigiacomo

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welp, that's put a wet blanket on things

lol

Can’t they sue ?