lol
a true poet
was it for illegal butter knife
trying to butter his toast
Actually, this text chat versus the voice chat is a great example in of itself
I don't even know how it finished but I have nfi how my friend didn't notice
why doesn't reaps talk???
she was sitting next to me, her flatmate on the other side of me, under the blanket with us
I'm listening to some classy latin jazz, which makes this even funnier for me
🤣
@Deleted User what the fuck is "classy latin jazz"?
So the only place I can sleep is on the kitchen floor on an inflatable mattress
I have never heard ofthat
And she pays a visit that night
I'm all about flamenco
*and* there is a black guy sleeping on the couch about four feet away from us
ooh
(facing the other way thankfully)
Black guy is
***g a y a s f u c k***
I mean
the gayest
ah
As camp as a row of tents
broo needs to read audio books
lisp and everything
I don't know exactly what it is actually, some guy named ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM
except only if he is drunk
and will provide shit commentary on the books
So she wants to get it on
i would listen to it
But I've been in the country less than 48h
yep
and got no rubber
So she has to sneak into her flatmate's room
and steal her condoms
@Reaps pump and dump
flatmate (the girl I knew originally) is in another room with her boyf
and they both snore
