Message from @Deleted User

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2018-04-28 18:17:28 UTC  

ah

2018-04-28 18:17:29 UTC  

As camp as a row of tents

2018-04-28 18:17:35 UTC  

broo needs to read audio books

2018-04-28 18:17:37 UTC  

lisp and everything

2018-04-28 18:17:38 UTC  

I don't know exactly what it is actually, some guy named ANTONIO CARLOS JOBIM

2018-04-28 18:17:45 UTC  

except only if he is drunk

2018-04-28 18:17:58 UTC  

and will provide shit commentary on the books

2018-04-28 18:18:02 UTC  

So she wants to get it on

2018-04-28 18:18:03 UTC  

i would listen to it

2018-04-28 18:18:10 UTC  

But I've been in the country less than 48h

2018-04-28 18:18:12 UTC  

yep

2018-04-28 18:18:15 UTC  

and got no rubber

2018-04-28 18:18:22 UTC  

So she has to sneak into her flatmate's room

2018-04-28 18:18:25 UTC  

and steal her condoms

2018-04-28 18:18:26 UTC  

@Reaps pump and dump

2018-04-28 18:18:49 UTC  

flatmate (the girl I knew originally) is in another room with her boyf

2018-04-28 18:18:52 UTC  

and they both snore

2018-04-28 18:18:58 UTC  

so she's timing her footsteps with the snoring

2018-04-28 18:19:06 UTC  

sounds like eugenics wit extra steps

2018-04-28 18:19:21 UTC  
2018-04-28 18:19:40 UTC  

<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664> F

2018-04-28 18:19:42 UTC  

F

2018-04-28 18:19:45 UTC  

welp, that's put a wet blanket on things

2018-04-28 18:19:52 UTC  

lol

2018-04-28 18:19:52 UTC  

Can’t they sue ?

2018-04-28 18:20:01 UTC  

@Deleted User that's socialized healthcare for you

2018-04-28 18:20:09 UTC  

1776 will commence again

2018-04-28 18:20:11 UTC  

^

2018-04-28 18:20:28 UTC  

Is England gonna secede from itself?

2018-04-28 18:20:36 UTC  

F

2018-04-28 18:20:37 UTC  

I heard that Italy flew a helicopter there for Alfie and they stopped the parents from bringing him

2018-04-28 18:20:56 UTC  

thats state property

2018-04-28 18:21:02 UTC  

what do you expect?

2018-04-28 18:21:20 UTC  

That’s disgusting..

2018-04-28 18:21:41 UTC  

* *pay tax*
* *to the tune of £2,000 per person on average*
* *'free' healthcare*
* *you are now subject to the state's whims in regards to your own health*
* *state doesn't want to pay for your free healthcare no more*
* *die*

2018-04-28 18:21:48 UTC  

so anyway she was looking for a condom...

2018-04-28 18:21:54 UTC  

🤣

2018-04-28 18:22:30 UTC  

""Your child is dead, we know best; I know we were wrong about the whole unable-to-breathe thing, but trust us on the rest; also we know you've raised over £130,000 for the private treatment of your son and an entirely different nation has offered to help but we won't let you take your child anywhere else anyway and it's ***not because we'd look fucking terrible if any scenario other than the immediate cessation of all vital organs of your child occurred, especially after all the taxpayer money we've spent in lawyers' fees***""

2018-04-28 18:22:35 UTC  

What can men do against such reckless indifference.