But I've been in the country less than 48h

yep

and got no rubber

So she has to sneak into her flatmate's room

and steal her condoms

@Reaps pump and dump

flatmate (the girl I knew originally) is in another room with her boyf

and they both snore

so she's timing her footsteps with the snoring

sounds like eugenics wit extra steps

@Deleted User exactly

https://www.dailywire.com/news/29996/parents-release-statement-announcing-baby-alfie-amanda-prestigiacomo

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welp, that's put a wet blanket on things

lol

Can’t they sue ?

@Deleted User that's socialized healthcare for you

1776 will commence again

^

Is England gonna secede from itself?

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I heard that Italy flew a helicopter there for Alfie and they stopped the parents from bringing him

thats state property

what do you expect?

That’s disgusting..

* *pay tax*
* *to the tune of £2,000 per person on average*
* *'free' healthcare*
* *you are now subject to the state's whims in regards to your own health*
* *state doesn't want to pay for your free healthcare no more*
* *die*

so anyway she was looking for a condom...

🤣

https://www.reddit.com/r/SargonofAkkad/comments/8f9782/a_quick_reminder_why_human_rights_are_so_important/dy2n3p5/?context=2

""Your child is dead, we know best; I know we were wrong about the whole unable-to-breathe thing, but trust us on the rest; also we know you've raised over £130,000 for the private treatment of your son and an entirely different nation has offered to help but we won't let you take your child anywhere else anyway and it's ***not because we'd look fucking terrible if any scenario other than the immediate cessation of all vital organs of your child occurred, especially after all the taxpayer money we've spent in lawyers' fees***""

What can men do against such reckless indifference.

so yeah, she got the condom.

tried to put it on

broke

had to go get another condom 🤣

the rest of the night was good.

graphic, but good.

oooh reaps

I even somehow managed to not only ask to take a photo(!!)

But she fucking agreed to it (!!!!!)

guess it was because I was a tourist