Message from @Achlys

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2018-05-31 23:23:03 UTC  

who would know if they were doing his funeral or something

2018-05-31 23:23:27 UTC  

do they parade around with his picture blown up to 2 ft by 4ft?

2018-05-31 23:23:40 UTC  

that police escort is lame

2018-05-31 23:24:14 UTC  

i feel like

2018-05-31 23:24:27 UTC  

those people who let themselves be buglarized etc

2018-05-31 23:24:40 UTC  

are machocist

2018-05-31 23:25:08 UTC  

i bet he had to sell his house

2018-05-31 23:25:27 UTC  

since the con family kept showing up to his neighborhood

2018-05-31 23:25:52 UTC  

i feel sorry for anyone who grows up in that con family

2018-05-31 23:26:04 UTC  

most of the adults have a rap sheet

2018-05-31 23:41:10 UTC  

Imagine the fucking logistics of that

2018-05-31 23:41:53 UTC  

How the fuck are you going to get a reasonable amount of milk from one cockroach

2018-05-31 23:42:22 UTC  

At least there’s a use for @Ruggwain now

2018-05-31 23:45:47 UTC  

The amount of filtering you'd have to do on cocktoach milk is staggering tbh and I still wouldn't drink it

2018-05-31 23:46:32 UTC  

Probably more healthy than cow's milk because of lack of lactose, saturated fat and milk acids but probably has something in it that counterbalances that 🤔

2018-05-31 23:47:12 UTC  

@Deleted User Nibba I get to survive nukes that's our use rebuilding civilization after WW3

2018-06-01 00:42:18 UTC  

@Deleted User There's a joke about Turkey here somewhere...

2018-06-01 00:58:27 UTC  

there are actual species of cockroach that people eat.

2018-06-01 00:58:37 UTC  

really tasty i heard

2018-06-01 07:04:46 UTC  

... that's even higher than the gross world product... are they saying the gap is larger than 100%?

2018-06-01 09:29:41 UTC  

there's some logic in it

2018-06-01 09:29:48 UTC  

like when you're making shit up, why go low?

OUT OUT OUT <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-06-01 13:56:08 UTC  

Those damn asians...

2018-06-01 13:56:14 UTC  

Can we call them asians?

2018-06-01 13:56:49 UTC  

i call them yellow jews

2018-06-01 14:00:37 UTC  

Why can't people just fucking care about each other?

2018-06-01 14:02:34 UTC  

hmm go figure

2018-06-01 14:02:54 UTC  

who could have guessed human trafficking still occured despite the islamic trials

2018-06-01 14:12:03 UTC  

It was just a joke, because it's usually the "other kind of asian" that's in the spotlight.

muh trainers

That's a fairly large butter knife 👌🏿

2018-06-01 14:55:09 UTC  

trainers?

2018-06-01 14:55:12 UTC  

seriously?