Message from @Crabtree

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2018-05-31 23:23:40 UTC  

that police escort is lame

2018-05-31 23:24:14 UTC  

i feel like

2018-05-31 23:24:27 UTC  

those people who let themselves be buglarized etc

2018-05-31 23:24:40 UTC  

are machocist

2018-05-31 23:25:08 UTC  

i bet he had to sell his house

2018-05-31 23:25:27 UTC  

since the con family kept showing up to his neighborhood

2018-05-31 23:25:52 UTC  

i feel sorry for anyone who grows up in that con family

2018-05-31 23:26:04 UTC  

most of the adults have a rap sheet

2018-05-31 23:41:10 UTC  

Imagine the fucking logistics of that

2018-05-31 23:41:53 UTC  

How the fuck are you going to get a reasonable amount of milk from one cockroach

2018-05-31 23:42:22 UTC  

At least there’s a use for @Ruggwain now

2018-05-31 23:45:47 UTC  

The amount of filtering you'd have to do on cocktoach milk is staggering tbh and I still wouldn't drink it

2018-05-31 23:46:32 UTC  

Probably more healthy than cow's milk because of lack of lactose, saturated fat and milk acids but probably has something in it that counterbalances that 🤔

2018-05-31 23:47:12 UTC  

@Deleted User Nibba I get to survive nukes that's our use rebuilding civilization after WW3

2018-06-01 00:42:18 UTC  

@Deleted User There's a joke about Turkey here somewhere...

2018-06-01 00:58:27 UTC  

there are actual species of cockroach that people eat.

2018-06-01 00:58:37 UTC  

really tasty i heard

2018-06-01 07:04:46 UTC  

... that's even higher than the gross world product... are they saying the gap is larger than 100%?

2018-06-01 09:29:41 UTC  

there's some logic in it

2018-06-01 09:29:48 UTC  

like when you're making shit up, why go low?

OUT OUT OUT <:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-06-01 13:56:08 UTC  

Those damn asians...

2018-06-01 13:56:14 UTC  

Can we call them asians?

2018-06-01 13:56:49 UTC  

i call them yellow jews

2018-06-01 14:00:37 UTC  

Why can't people just fucking care about each other?

2018-06-01 14:02:34 UTC  

hmm go figure

2018-06-01 14:02:54 UTC  

who could have guessed human trafficking still occured despite the islamic trials

2018-06-01 14:12:03 UTC  

It was just a joke, because it's usually the "other kind of asian" that's in the spotlight.

muh trainers

That's a fairly large butter knife 👌🏿

2018-06-01 14:55:09 UTC  

trainers?

2018-06-01 14:55:12 UTC  

seriously?

2018-06-01 14:56:25 UTC  

i'm sorry guys but.. seriously, the designer clothing is something they buy with the money they make, not something they absolutely need, get rid of those, and they'll find something else to buy. XD