Message from @MaikuPens
Discord ID: 446441346631467040
No.
Well what use are you then jeez
Making scammers shit their pants.
Pray that you get to see mattis one day
I do, every single day.
I swear the man is the reincarnation of Patton.
Lucky
No, I pray that I do.
I wish I really did see him every day.
Gimme some fucked up stuff to say.
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Um
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If they're smart, they'll have disconnected the phone for good.
That should about cover it
But they're scammers, so instantly right down there with grab-asstic pieces of amphibian filth.
I was going to tell them to put "the bitch" on the phone. She was the one that tried to threaten me by telling me my name and an address I had about ten years ago.
They claimed it was my current address lol.
It was just the address I had when I first got the phone number, and I just kept transferring the number without changing the address.
The fuck kind of scam are they trying to run?
And they tried to claim that they were going to send it through fucking Wal-Mart.
Through a fucking moneygram.
Wtf
Immediate red flags; the gubmint don't do it like that.
Lol
I saw a lady once moneygram over 1000$ to Tel Aviv
I contemplated calling the feds
The fucking hilarious thing was that I actually asked if I had to give money to a Nigerian prince.
The guy didn't seem to get it, so I just went along with it, and he gives me a five character alphanumeric confirmation number.
Wow
And then a phone number to call.
I tried to call the DC number after we hung up and I waited about ten minutes, and got a disconnected number prompt. Bingo, it's a scam.
So now, since they're breaking the law, we can have as much fun as we want.
Give me your best 4chans.
Nice
I've already decided on "we have over 9000 penises and they're all raping children".
Because that's a huge classic.
Australian tier shitpost
@MaikuPens what do you do in the DoD?
I'm in the quality of life business.