If they're smart, they'll have disconnected the phone for good.

That should about cover it

But they're scammers, so instantly right down there with grab-asstic pieces of amphibian filth.

I was going to tell them to put "the bitch" on the phone. She was the one that tried to threaten me by telling me my name and an address I had about ten years ago.

They claimed it was my current address lol.

It was just the address I had when I first got the phone number, and I just kept transferring the number without changing the address.

The fuck kind of scam are they trying to run?

A "student loan" scam. Something about $9000 of federal aid.

And they tried to claim that they were going to send it through fucking Wal-Mart.

Through a fucking moneygram.

Wtf

Immediate red flags; the gubmint don't do it like that.

Lol

I saw a lady once moneygram over 1000$ to Tel Aviv

I contemplated calling the feds

The fucking hilarious thing was that I actually asked if I had to give money to a Nigerian prince.

The guy didn't seem to get it, so I just went along with it, and he gives me a five character alphanumeric confirmation number.

Wow

And then a phone number to call.

I tried to call the DC number after we hung up and I waited about ten minutes, and got a disconnected number prompt. Bingo, it's a scam.

So now, since they're breaking the law, we can have as much fun as we want.

Give me your best 4chans.

Nice

I've already decided on "we have over 9000 penises and they're all raping children".

Because that's a huge classic.

Australian tier shitpost

@MaikuPens what do you do in the DoD?

I'm in the quality of life business.

?

(That means mind your beeswax)

ah

I don't have bees

but what if my beeswax is already adequately minded

so I'm offering to mind other's as well?

Well, that number is now out of service. :/

as a charity

surprise surprise

don't they often spoof numbers?

Damn, I had all of my worst 4chans all saved up.

They do, but a lot of scam companies like to re-use numbers.

ah