Message from @The1stImmortal

Discord ID: 455331943068729344


2018-06-10 10:36:25 UTC  

Well I suppose handjobs are easier with a fixed shoulder

2018-06-10 10:42:59 UTC  

After investigating, the HR firm found no evidence of improprieties with regards to the claims of workplace harassment.

2018-06-10 10:43:20 UTC  

<:nice_meme:382980749520797707>

2018-06-10 10:47:53 UTC  

#ListenAndBelieve

2018-06-10 11:04:31 UTC  

Does anyone know what ever happened to that alt-right server that invited a bunch of us?

2018-06-10 11:04:39 UTC  

I guess they booted me again.

<:covfefe:440543908846632980>

2018-06-10 11:06:03 UTC  

<:flamuLUL:284220617773809676>

2018-06-10 11:07:09 UTC  

Is that true?

2018-06-10 11:09:00 UTC  

<:truestory:434373721482985479>

2018-06-10 11:09:15 UTC  

Yep

2018-06-10 11:09:25 UTC  

Trudeu is close to the mandarin word for potato

2018-06-10 11:09:30 UTC  

Not surprised XD

2018-06-10 11:09:34 UTC  

Both are accurate.

2018-06-10 11:13:07 UTC  

Is there another translation than the translator sites are giving?

2018-06-10 11:13:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/455328561931223040/unknown.png

2018-06-10 11:26:14 UTC  

Fellas

2018-06-10 11:26:22 UTC  

Anything interesting happen lately?

2018-06-10 11:26:34 UTC  

I existed

2018-06-10 11:26:40 UTC  

that's always interesting

2018-06-10 11:26:47 UTC  

❀

2018-06-10 11:36:12 UTC  
2018-06-10 11:37:01 UTC  

But the Soy-thing back into its chamber before it's a puddle on the floor!

2018-06-10 11:40:04 UTC  

I think that is just an optical illusion caused by his weird eyebrows and their cast shadow

2018-06-10 11:40:50 UTC  

It is relatively very thin on top and very bushy at the bottom so if you combine it with a light environment which allows for a strong dark shadow in his orbit you get the illusion that it fell off

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/455335529517547520/1dx4464a.png

2018-06-10 11:41:57 UTC  

And there are just slight asymmetries between the two eyebrows that you can see in all of his pictures

2018-06-10 11:42:08 UTC  

Top is thinner on his left eyebrow than on his right one

2018-06-10 11:42:15 UTC  

So myth busted

2018-06-10 11:42:54 UTC  

except the eyebrow is very obviously lower than where it is supposed to be

2018-06-10 11:43:06 UTC  

it's on his fucking eyelid for christ sakes

2018-06-10 11:43:30 UTC  

It's a dark cast shadow combined with an already fairly low eyebrow

2018-06-10 11:43:52 UTC  

then why doesn't it move as his head moves and the lighting should be cast in a different spot?

2018-06-10 11:44:03 UTC  

fucking robots don't know how lighting works

2018-06-10 11:44:42 UTC  

What are you talking about? the lighting is top-down, the slight changes of the cast shadow as he moves his head are consistent with that

2018-06-10 11:44:43 UTC  

πŸ€–

2018-06-10 11:45:02 UTC  

Are you seriously trying to tell me that's a fucking shadow.

2018-06-10 11:45:13 UTC  

Part of it is

2018-06-10 11:45:15 UTC  

Look at how well lit his face is.

2018-06-10 11:45:19 UTC  

Part of it is an already low eyebrow