I mean who didn't have a vibrating dildo incident in their luggage?

“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

a bit nihilistic for me

Fun fact: regularly on the luggage band in Moscow airport you can see just dildoes passing by the luggage.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/982929/angela-ponce-transgender-latest-miss-universe-2018-miss-spain-donald-trump-news

YUS!

The security is so homophobic they open the luggage and place dildoes separately on the band

No one takes them obviously

how obscene

why would they do that?

there are children at airports

kids gotta learn

not like that

never like that

@cataphrat1 isn’t that old news?

always like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx41zAud_Uo

the world is cruel

the world is wicked

It's in the film, no one owns the dildo

Tyler does

@Deleted User a few weeks ago i think

That’s what I thought

i cant wait for her to win the miss universe

it would be amazing for a man to be crowned the best woman

Woman of the Year

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/men-womean-of-the-caitlyn-jenner.jpg

She’s not a woman

Lol

I feel it would be abt to list some things that @here think woman are better than man at

1. Carrying a baby

2. Sniping

The floor was wiped with Cetronius. Never forget.

Nursing

Veterinary physician

coming out on top in a divorce

https://twitter.com/BrittPettibone/status/1020736806453641222?s=19

not good

Applying make up on to your own face, which I always thought was a skill

i'm sure there is a guy out there who can do it better