Message from @LumpyAcidFish

Discord ID: 470292331023564807


2018-07-21 18:07:00 UTC  

Evolution of thought

does putting feathers up your ass make you a chicken?

2018-07-21 18:08:03 UTC  

Only if you are a furry

2018-07-21 18:08:11 UTC  

it makes you a chicken butt

2018-07-21 18:08:27 UTC  

It makes you look like a dummy

2018-07-21 18:08:53 UTC  

sounds like a mistake, good luck with the bird aids

2018-07-21 18:09:37 UTC  

My favourite quote from fight club is: "Nothing is static. Everything is evolving. Everything is falling apart. This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time."

2018-07-21 18:10:00 UTC  

you lived it? πŸ€”

2018-07-21 18:10:48 UTC  

I mean who didn't have a vibrating dildo incident in their luggage?

β€œYou are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”

2018-07-21 18:11:55 UTC  

a bit nihilistic for me

2018-07-21 18:12:02 UTC  

Fun fact: regularly on the luggage band in Moscow airport you can see just dildoes passing by the luggage.

2018-07-21 18:12:32 UTC  

The security is so homophobic they open the luggage and place dildoes separately on the band

2018-07-21 18:12:42 UTC  

No one takes them obviously

2018-07-21 18:13:04 UTC  

how obscene

2018-07-21 18:13:11 UTC  

why would they do that?

2018-07-21 18:13:23 UTC  

there are children at airports

2018-07-21 18:13:49 UTC  

kids gotta learn

2018-07-21 18:14:00 UTC  

not like that

2018-07-21 18:14:07 UTC  

never like that

2018-07-21 18:14:07 UTC  

@cataphrat1 isn’t that old news?

2018-07-21 18:14:11 UTC  

always like that

2018-07-21 18:14:18 UTC  

the world is cruel

2018-07-21 18:14:20 UTC  

the world is wicked

It's in the film, no one owns the dildo

2018-07-21 18:15:06 UTC  

Tyler does

2018-07-21 18:15:14 UTC  

@Deleted User a few weeks ago i think

2018-07-21 18:15:53 UTC  

That’s what I thought

2018-07-21 18:16:37 UTC  

i cant wait for her to win the miss universe

2018-07-21 18:17:00 UTC  

it would be amazing for a man to be crowned the best woman

Woman of the Year

2018-07-21 18:23:25 UTC  

She’s not a woman

2018-07-21 18:23:39 UTC  

Lol

I feel it would be abt to list some things that @here think woman are better than man at

1. Carrying a baby