Message from @Skyeranger

Discord ID: 482073712040869906


2018-08-23 06:17:49 UTC  

You mean like the Flenders controlled earth in Simpsons

2018-08-23 06:17:58 UTC  

idk

2018-08-23 06:18:39 UTC  

I am taking a humongous dump*

2018-08-23 06:18:49 UTC  

the daily driver as you say

2018-08-23 06:23:19 UTC  

Hey I'm pooping too

2018-08-23 06:24:28 UTC  

A shit is a shit

2018-08-23 06:24:37 UTC  

can't purrdify that

2018-08-23 06:24:45 UTC  

it's as glorious as it gets

2018-08-23 06:26:18 UTC  

when if you coat it with gold

2018-08-23 06:26:27 UTC  

πŸ€”

2018-08-23 06:26:27 UTC  

Best thing in the morning before a nice hot shower, makes you feel light and fresh for the day

2018-08-23 06:27:00 UTC  

I shower after work

2018-08-23 06:27:06 UTC  

Like they always say with vidya games, even if you coat it in gold, a turd is and stays a turd

2018-08-23 06:27:14 UTC  

without my morningdump, coffee doesn't do anything

2018-08-23 06:27:47 UTC  

@Mips I need my shower in the morning, and m coffee, or I won't work

2018-08-23 06:27:48 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/482073454385037312/image0.jpg

2018-08-23 06:27:54 UTC  

newagey people will tell you that you are ridding toxins

2018-08-23 06:28:06 UTC  

but no, you're being a man, taking a shit

2018-08-23 06:28:10 UTC  

and you need it

2018-08-23 06:28:45 UTC  

@Skyeranger I'm a dad

2018-08-23 06:28:49 UTC  

If I want to get rid of toxins I will delete my twitter

2018-08-23 06:28:53 UTC  

my morningshits are 5 minutes long

2018-08-23 06:30:02 UTC  

I don't have the luxury of showering in the mornings

2018-08-23 06:31:35 UTC  

aw that sucks

2018-08-23 06:31:48 UTC  

nah

2018-08-23 06:31:55 UTC  

my kids go to bed at 6

2018-08-23 06:31:57 UTC  

sleep at 7

2018-08-23 06:32:06 UTC  

just had to change my routines

2018-08-23 06:36:06 UTC  

o.o

2018-08-23 07:04:02 UTC  

time to execute JC I guess

2018-08-23 07:04:51 UTC  

that's just commiespeak for higher taxes

2018-08-23 07:10:55 UTC  

You know who also wanted to redistribute the wealth ... HITLER ... so Corbyn is practicly Hitler ... thats my hot-take for today <:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

2018-08-23 07:12:54 UTC  

So I should support corbyn?

2018-08-23 07:12:56 UTC  

wat

2018-08-23 07:33:41 UTC  

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Corbyn is a Commie and he'll sell Trident to China to spend it on social programs for the Homeless

Change my mind

2018-08-23 07:56:25 UTC  

He wouldn't do shit for the homeless. He'd socialize it.

2018-08-23 07:57:18 UTC  

Labor give the homes the homeless need to a never ending stream of immigrants

2018-08-23 08:24:40 UTC  

```bakeon 🦊Today at 1:23 PM
i've not had much reason to be cheerful on this server lately```

The last time you claimed to be in a cheerful mood you promptly declared how much you wanted to have your asshole destroyed by an unwrapped Jason Momoa