Tomi is a dumb blonde, Lauren is a Top Tier shitposter IRL

The only thing that will verify wether they are real is that they are in the same room together. But until then, they are the same person until proven otherwise.

Also, one's a man, the other's a woman.

Why are people so hateful?

Well Robyn Urback seems to be a white gal, let's seize her property to reduce her white prviledge and her possibility to execute the systemic racisms she is capable of

And yes I assumed her gender

The REAL fourteen words:

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race.

We must secure the existence of our shitposting and a future for dank memes.

"Doing a poop"

Know what I'm tired of? The "alternate universe" trope where the cast meets their "evil" alter-egos

Why can't they go to an alternate universe where everyone is a *tiny* bit nicer, and it's creepily pleasant?

You mean like the Flenders controlled earth in Simpsons

idk

I am taking a humongous dump*

the daily driver as you say

Hey I'm pooping too

A shit is a shit

can't purrdify that

it's as glorious as it gets

when if you coat it with gold

🤔

Best thing in the morning before a nice hot shower, makes you feel light and fresh for the day

I shower after work

Like they always say with vidya games, even if you coat it in gold, a turd is and stays a turd

without my morningdump, coffee doesn't do anything

@Mips I need my shower in the morning, and m coffee, or I won't work

newagey people will tell you that you are ridding toxins

but no, you're being a man, taking a shit

and you need it

@Skyeranger I'm a dad

If I want to get rid of toxins I will delete my twitter

my morningshits are 5 minutes long

I don't have the luxury of showering in the mornings

aw that sucks

nah

my kids go to bed at 6

sleep at 7

just had to change my routines

o.o