Also, one's a man, the other's a woman.

Why are people so hateful?

Well Robyn Urback seems to be a white gal, let's seize her property to reduce her white prviledge and her possibility to execute the systemic racisms she is capable of

And yes I assumed her gender

The REAL fourteen words:

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have
been a disaster for the human race.

We must secure the existence of our shitposting and a future for dank memes.

"Doing a poop"

Know what I'm tired of? The "alternate universe" trope where the cast meets their "evil" alter-egos

Why can't they go to an alternate universe where everyone is a *tiny* bit nicer, and it's creepily pleasant?

You mean like the Flenders controlled earth in Simpsons

idk

I am taking a humongous dump*

the daily driver as you say

Hey I'm pooping too

A shit is a shit

can't purrdify that

it's as glorious as it gets

when if you coat it with gold

🤔

Best thing in the morning before a nice hot shower, makes you feel light and fresh for the day

I shower after work

Like they always say with vidya games, even if you coat it in gold, a turd is and stays a turd

without my morningdump, coffee doesn't do anything

@Mips I need my shower in the morning, and m coffee, or I won't work

newagey people will tell you that you are ridding toxins

but no, you're being a man, taking a shit

and you need it

@Skyeranger I'm a dad

If I want to get rid of toxins I will delete my twitter

my morningshits are 5 minutes long

I don't have the luxury of showering in the mornings

aw that sucks

nah

my kids go to bed at 6

sleep at 7

just had to change my routines

o.o

time to execute JC I guess

that's just commiespeak for higher taxes