No. No, not some.

Most.

Not all, mind you. But most.

Majority lol. Fair enough

It's the nature of the job

Might as well be a car salesman

Exactly, I can't even blame them.

I wouldn't want to do it. Cushy af but shit, at what cost

Lol that just reminded me of something.

"So Al, when was the last time you smoked pot and how often did you do it?"

"Sergeant, I don't smoke and never have"

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"But really Al, when was the last time you smoked and how often did you do it"

Like wtf I was being serious

Dumb bitch.

Lol yeah, regardless if you have or haven't it's retarded to admit it.

Can dq you from shit

How much of your medical record can they see

Another classic one was "If you've broken any bones, don't tell anyone, Al. Now say that back to me."

I remember at MEPS there was this fuck with a huge pot plant tattoo. Told the doc he never smoked. Nigga...

LOL

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He said it was in memory of his friend that smoked

Doc was like....... Fuck my job

One quick motherfucker.

Yeah DOUBT THAT

Make him an LT.

Lmao

Fuckin hilarious

He was going army, this was 9 years ago. Prob a fuckin LT or higher.

"Excuse me, Lt. Snoop? We need to move out, what are you doing?"

"Watering plants, SGM, now get back to KP!"

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Fuck kp

The current state of cushy air force is concerning tbh, want to get in but i hear about all these acceptance seminars

Marcus, you need to talk to the Air Force and tell those nibbas to fix their ranks

Confusing af

Like 19 fucking chevrons for some E-6?

First red flag that you are assigned a shit detail, your instructor tells you how much it's NOT a shit detail.

Bruh.